Now that is what you call a tech log.

Knew it was a mistake landing at St Athan....or Liverpool

Insurance cut and shut ...I presume

Breaking action poor.

...and Let that be a lesson to us all...

We're gonna need a shed load of duck-tape!

That corduroy runway may not have been the best idea after all.

It worked! It worked!

What worked, Hoskinski?

The fuse failed before anything else.

Take a right at the corner.

- Ed

"94951, you are badly broken, say again?"

I’d rather be flying Rubber Dog**** out of Hong Kong than flying Putins **** out of Belarus.

Damn Putins logs have leaked out of the special briefcase.

I know the male steward Copt it, you better go down the back and see if the beavers alright, I think we landed on a house.

The Lumberjack special gets them right to the heart of the action...

Hope the runway in Rwanda is finished in time....well after all the legal challenges we ain't going for a year ot two.

Skip, think we lost a engine...
Well look down the side of the sofa, that's usually where lost things are..

Early attempt at VTOL using a lift fan proved problematic

https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....8cd0be5491.jpg

It didn't take a Ukrainian farmer long to find a way of dragging it home...

Having lost a engine the Captain told the First Officer to lighten the load...
Afterwards said I meant let the Parachute Club out not chop the plane in half...