Can you come back tomorrow?, we're having the spikes made for the door.

Don't worry, the Navy say they have fired larger projectiles than this before.

Doctor no 14 makes a surprisingly low key entry
or
Its bigger on the inside....

The door on the Monolith 2001 opens and reports
" its full of Stars. ."

During early transporter experiments, Scotty reports " What we got back did not live long "

The presenter of a reborn series of "This is Your Life" was indeed a surprise!

The Trident Warhead Guidance System is finally revealed.

Who said that Turkish steam bathing is good against wrinkles and aging skin?

or

Parker Bowles inaugurates the first walk-in steam cleaning shop.
Clothes are perfectly clean and ironed but skin wrinkling appears still to be an issue

Time machine? No silly, it's my hair dryer! Had it for absolutely yonks. They made things properly when I was a gel!

“Now we threaten to launch her into Moscow and Putin will surely surrender!”

So this bloke from the countryside goes into the city with his son and enters a department store where he sees for the very first time in his life, a lift to the upper floors. He watches with interest as a wrinkled old crone gets in and the doors shut behind her then not more than a minute later the doors open and out steps a beautiful young lass in a mini skirt. He turns round to his son and says "Quick ... fetch your mother"

"Could you hurry up in the Portaloo please? His Regal Uppitiness has a monster to dump and it's already Prairie Dogging!"

Your Husband is greatfull to you for taking part in the new Mad Cow Issolation Chamber. Now stay in there till your cured..

Cowbunker for a much loved friend? No, that's not quite what Charles said...

Thank you, at my age I never pass by a toilet opportunity, that's so much better..
Sorry that's not a toilet, it's the Reactor Chamber for HMS Astute your visiting...Remember?

Charles got it for me. Whenever Nicholas Witchell appears, I can hide in it till he goes away.

Obviously pre-13th-Century -- the round arch is a dead giveaway.

Nice bell, ugly clapper.

Having had to sell his villa in Italy, the Wales' are shown round Andrew's replacement accommodation.