So that's the concept proved Sir, all we need to do it hook it up to the front of a bowser and we can deice the decks...
That's all well and good Hoskins, but you do realise our decks are wooden..

G G G Gee Mr T T T Tracey, Th Th Th This isn't w w w working. W W W We need t t t find a a a an island.

"Tell Able Seaman Coffman that his idea for starting an engine doesn't work!"

Wow that's impressive Mr Scientist, bet that has a big explosion...
Not exactly Mr Congressman it gets to the target and it plays a Mr Trump / Johnson / Morrison speech , scares them to surrender

Additional booze run delivery to Downing Street

( the gift that keeps on giving )

Very impressive what's the guidance system??
15 Year old student in Montana Beijing ..amazing how good this 5G is now

Able Seaman Burns lights up what he thought was the BBQ.

Well Hoskins, that's one hell of a Gender reveal!

It's the new defence minister's idea Sir. He said it looks a lot more impressive than some puffs of steam!

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....1eb68a64d.jpeg

(H) Okay, Sir, I shot the Regulus. It turned out I didn't need the sextant you gave me.

Ok, hold on Hoskins, we’re about to self isolate you.

OK Perkins, you proved your point, catering tins of baked beans three months or more past their use by date SHOULD be dumped overboard...

Heath Robinson brews tea for the ship's company.

I told the wife there was a sale on at Next, she was off like a rocket!

OMAAbound

Are you sure the package coordinates said Croydon.???
Well can only improve the locale

( one for Buster )
Everton descide to fire the manager ...watch this space ...

I'd like Tony to get a HDR of this in flight over Flamborough Head

Donno what catagory AvHerald are gonna put this in

Ps Apologies just back from Footy with a away win and Alcohol involved .

I reckon if we moved that launch ramp to the front of the flight deck and made it a bit longer ...

Jankers you say ? Oh for the good old days and keel hauling , these fancy rockets are so loud you cannot hear them screaming their contritions and promises to behave in the future .