The pitching of the tents was going like Clockwork until Royal realized he forgot the Christmas tree decorations.

Are you sure we're above the arctic circle? I dug down as far as I could, and still didn't see it.

Well I’ve looked all over and I’m buggered if I can find the pole.

See the world they said, shovelling sand in Iraq, shovelling soil on the plain, Shovelling snow in Norway and now I find I’m on bloody Latrine duty, so I will be shovelling sh*t….

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Don't know who was more surprised, The troop Captain, or the Captain of Red October when he surfaced through the ice..

Don't normally expect snow in Hawaiii but after what happened in Ukraine in 2022, Nuclear Winter set in 2024.....

“If you’d had all your COVID jabs we could have gone to Tenerife!”

Evidence of the spread of the Pharaohs' influence was found when they unearthed (or unsnowed) two pyramids in Lapland.

He's doing what in there with a moose?

My nappy's falling down!

I did not want to disclose that I did not know what a wazzoo was when they said “ Snow right up to your wazzoo “
To tell the truth I still don’t know my wazzoo from my elbow

Mobilizing only half prepared made the platoon sh!t their pants.
And that canceled the first half of the preparation!

The desert drys your sweat so fast you look dry even when losing five litres a day .
This place is so cold it is almost impossible to sweat unless you are shown pictures of girls you have never met and have absolutely no recollections of giving it the naughty nautical biffo Schtick

Soldier walking away “Global warming……my ar*e!”

To chap on extreme left:-
"I told you twice before, if you complain about the cold again, I would turn your c0ck into a big shovel!"

Now we know what hell feels like when it freezes over. At least our relief will be here soon -- look for two Blackhawks in close formation.

The bags have turned up, but they’re D Troops and are full of their Tropical kit, it appears they have our Arctic kit in the Sudan.

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We’re posted in to help the Norwegian military in Hoth hold the line against the AT-AT’s