No, we can't use that ruler, its calibration is out of date.

Get my drift?..... oohh and a fecking great hammer, that should shift it.

So the pilot is reporting that when in a dive the engine cuts out? I'm testing it now and I think he's right.

I told you not to loosen that bolt as it was holding the engine on, but did you listen?

No wasp here either. I don't think we're ever going to find it.

"A manual showing anybody how to do this....pah, that will never catch on Pvt Haynes!"

Remember, if you can't fix it, firke it, so no other firker can fix it...

"Hey Joe, I knew I was right, I found it here in the box... It clearly says "Lefty Loosey, Righty Tighty" . From down here I see your are twisting it the wrong way you idiot. "

If it cannot be fixed with a hammer, it's an electrical problem.

- Ed

The bigger the tool box , the bigger the tool using them

Someone forgot to pack the pixie dust the whitworth spanners and the PFM

Hoskins, when I told you to see to it that the engine was grounded . . .

Replacing the silica gel packs with dilithium crystals should get the warp drive test bed aircraft at Tinian island ready for the big push .

No need for the torque wrench , when my tennis elbow pops that is as tight as it gets

Are you sure it's Newton Meters, not foot lbs??
Oh **** it stripped the threads... again...
Tick it as serviceable it's the 26 mission and no one has EVER returned from 26 so just blame the ack ack over the target. ..

Funilly enough taking the engineer on the mission suddenly improved reliability

Where Scotty's Great, Great, Great Grandad learnt his trade...

Are you sure you don't need this, 2 " long and 8mm diameter??
Ah well pop it back into my old tool box, did I tell you I have willed it to my son and used some old curtains to line it...

Mike Patey, the early years. Back to work!

Don't need a torque wrench. Tigten it till it cracks then wind it back a 1/4 turn.

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I don’t know why they call them Snap On, most stuff I use them on Snaps Off.