Being vain, Putin refuses to wear glasses despite being recommended....gets a great deal from the TV Store in Kyiv

Surley invading a ex Soviet Bloc country and bringing them back into MY sphere of influence is NOT a valid reason to be banned from PPRuNe ..
From across the table. .
Don't call me Shirley ...

Da and when we finish this we will play the latest western video game, it is just in and called Pong.

My move - D7...
"Zelenski, You've sunk my Moskva!"

Vladimir, sincerely thanks the Western countries for helping too make his social distancing measures a proven success.

"Sergei, we can't hear you.... Sergei...you're on mute....Sergei...YOU'RE ON MUTE SERGEI!....SERGEI! YOU'RE ON MUTE!!!!!...........Now his camera is off! Sergei!!!!....Sergei?....Someone get the Moskva back on line!"

Putin was able to use his personality to get social distancing happening.

(I'll call it this evening around 7pm!)

For some reason, Kamerad Putin ran out of opponents in the world sitting-down ping pong championships.

Thank you for calling " Cheap Life Insurance . com with only 2 simple questions we can insure you for 2m Rubles ...

Putin. .." Why Yes Doctor i do have a big pain in my bum, " but how did you know that on a video call??
Dr...." I have been watching the Western News...Oh did I just say that out loud gulp "

Due to Covid 19 regulations every effort will be made to conduct ALL activities on Zoom.
So Putin challenges his opponents to Scrabble. and he is left with only 3 tiles to play but decided he cannot make a word from " WRA "
( yes I know RAW would be a option he could play ..)

Sir, the Captain sends his apologies; he says zoom doesn't work well on underwater telephone (Gertrude)

Grand Master Putin in the World Chess Championship finds his men don't adhear to the vertical board... ( Or the plan )

Hey, Buster, I know it's the middle of the night but have i just woken you up??

...and finally, from me you'll be pleased to know

Is that Mr Treadigraph? , I have just seen on my
' pouter the AN225 Heading for Biggin, please can you look out your window and confirm Many thanks VP ex KGB operative..

And the winner is... Ripton:


I did edit the original photo slightly to give Vlad a rather more realistic view of how the war seems to be going...

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....72df892184.jpg

Thank you Treadigraph, Tom and Jerry is an inspired comparison.

How's this for the next challenge:

https://i.err.ee/smartcrop?type=opti...24382heb67.jpg

Is there any beer?

Sorry, Sergeant Major, did you just say "Get your hair cut"?