"Well, ATC weren't joking when the they said the runway was flooded. But look, being a pilot, I can walk on water!"

I don't know what happened. Everything seemed fine in the flare, but then the wheels came off.

And so it was that Spaz Sinbad transferred to the RAN.

Pilot walks off concerned that bad news usually come in threes, flooded runway, gear up landing, what could go wrong nex. ....
just as a Morris Marina fell on him from a passing Chinook

Thank god we didn't go for tbe Nuclear Capable option....

At least when the RN dropped their brand new shiny jet in the oggin we don't need a giant fish hook to get it back

Austrailian Ministry of Defence decree that with immediate effect, Divining Rods are to be included in Pilots Personal Equipment prior to operating in Monsoon Season

Some tw@t left the fire hose on from the previous caption above and we had ' leakage '

Putting Hoskins in charge of hydroplaning tests turned out to be a mistake.

Having perfected the gear up landing technique , they are greasing the runway for the gear up departure tests , stand well back anything can happen in the next thirty minutes .

Instinctively, you know when you land gear up . It takes full power to taxi in .

Hoskins equals the World Low Flying Record - again.

...and that's why every patch of wet cement has Kilroy Hoskins was 'ere

Lewis regretted not pitting for Full Wets when Max was called in

First trials of the Fly by Wire drone did not go fully according to plan when it was found range of the remote control was limited to 1000 meters on a 1500 meter runway.

I wish the contract had specified undercarriage!

If I stand just here, I can get roasted by the jet efflux rather than the Wingco!

Why is there never a crew jeep at dispersal...??
This is the M55 still under construction you landed on...

You can just see the wannabe Luke Skywalker X-wing pilot walking off into the sunset with a big cross through his wings, wanting to be in the sky again with some more Luke luck.

Just because the follow me truck drove into a pond . . .