This has to be the exception to the rule, that anything is a sex toy if you are brave enough ?

Damn, it’s an agent orange discharge, look the skippers gold oak leaves have fallen off his hat

Were calling it a "Boozegramme" Prime Minister. Apparently those RAF chappies tried this in WWII with barrels of beer on Spitfire's

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"What chemtrails"?

Ref Dan above, Not a caption, picture from Solent Aviation Museum in Southampton..

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I return you to your normal programming

Well I think its one of them new fangled Steam Powered Torpedoes I heard the Japs are using.. Must have midget stokers to keep the boilers lit..

USN devise a way to get rid off the trash, moves it 10 miles from the boat to keep the Japs off knowing our location...
Sir would it not be easier to just weigh the bags with lumps of chefs sticky pudding, guaranteed to make ANYTHING sink without a trace

Never return to a lit firework even if you think it has gone out

Okay, the satellite's clear. We can put the cotton wool away now.

It’s there are two puffs coming out the back of it, not poofs.


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The carrier's bridge was enveloped in smoke. Visibility dropped to zero. The carrier then rammed the lighthouse. WWIII ensued. Some missile test, eh?

Somewhat similar perhaps?

Quick! Get below and stop the Christmas pantomime. Tell them whatever they do, the can't light the smoke pots.

To paraphrase Sgt shut up “ never seen such a blatant display of puffery “

You know they were right when they said “It flies like it is on rails”

Wizzo, the novelty rocket, start your parties with a real BANG!

No runners up, but I’ll award the winner to Nutloose with his “He said his name was Hammond and not to worry, he’s done this sort of thing before.”

Ooohhh thank you :) open house to those with less than 10 wins :)

Hmmm, RHIP? Have we had this one?


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the new German Air Defence System....der Micky Mauser!