We managed to requisition the gun and crew from HMS Pinafore.

Are you sure this is what is meant by dress down Fridays?

So I said to the CO, I wouldn’t half mind getting into ‘er dress and giving ‘er 8 inches, how was I know it was ‘is wife, so ‘ere I am manning this bloody 8 inch coastal battery dressed like a flipping tart, how about you?

The Colonel has asked me to accompany him to the Officers' Mess dance tonight as his wife is visiting her sister in Minehead.

Ooh, that's nice, lucky you! No one's invited me yet, though the Padre keeps winking at me.

He's not winking, dear, he has a bad tic...

A bad dick eh, fancy!

Ah still think it's a bit bl@@dy stupid putting the barbers shop at the top of a hill...

Something about the Duke of York, 10,000 men and a Hill
MTV Music Video my ar$e

All went well with a clear arc of sight for firing in the defence of London, then the council built Social Housing down range...and called it Croydon

Well this way the German sniper won't know which of us is the Officer

Oh look, i've chipped a nail...Where's the MO. .

I don't like Mondays , it's Wash Day and I've nothing ready to wear

Whatdoyamean we've built this on hill 37b and it should be 37d .... Well said the Captain you did put the women in charge of map reading...

These are NOT the "Devils in Skirts" that I asked for, Hoskins!!!!

Oh, I'm a Gunner and I'm OK
I drag up at night and I fight all day...

Just wait until Beagle gets a flash of my webbing, 'e'll soon forget that Susan York...

The lesser-know return of the Angels of Mons.

Not bad, but let's see you do it in heels.

Are you coming to the dance tonight Bert? rumour has it that Yank wiff the stockings will be there..

I 'eard Corporal Clinger has taken to wearing 'is uniform again as 'e can't be declared insane if we are all wearing dresses.