Liz pondered how she would persuade the FCDO Permanent Secretary that spending £25K on a “headscarf with matching accessories” at the Thatcher Memorabilia Charity Auction was a justifiable expense….

What, no hi-viz vest! The army needs to catch up with the rest of British industry, therefore I shall report this.

Hurry up and replace the road wheels! This is getting heavy.

What do you think? I bought it on my parliamentary expenses to level my drive.

It doesn’t appear to be listed under the congestion charges so I bought it to commute around London and take the kids to school..

Background Music ... # Tanks for the mammaries ...

Man Utd Manager asked his chauffeur for protection on the way home

Oooooh! This is even better than my spin drier!

Normally we let the driver out the car before we drive over it ma'am
....and so the Conservative Leadership Battle started

Abbie, the current Top Gear Test Driver, is not impressed with the boys latest modification. .

Liz. ..Captain why is the target getting smaller? ?
Capt...That's another one of ours, Your facing the wrong way.. ( Great Gunner she would make )

Oooooooh! Ooooh! Your driver's very good at multi-tasking isn't he?

Wait until we get to the rumble strips , you are in for a treat .
Goes from moist to monsoon in about three seconds in here and that is just the fellas

Why do I need to wear a helmet, I thought this thing had hair suspension

The last thing Hoskins remembers, was that he mentioned the Battle of the Bulge....

....a natural step up to command the QNLZ

Live Scenes as Virginia Giuffre, previously Roberts, arrives at court in her battle against Prince Andrew

OMAA

Right I think it time to let Liz go and get on with her job, as she's got a meeting with the cheese eating surrender monkeys.

Runner up is OMAA with And the winner is Fitliker with (A phenomenon all to familiar to those of us who commuted by truck from the Rangatira to Stanley airfield circa 82/83).

Over to you Fitliker.

I quite liked the hair suspension one as well .

Open house ?

Normally the honour falls to the runner up so where are you OMAA?