From what the helmet manual says, they appear to have replaced the composite with compostit to improve the Army's green credentials.



..

It says we are supposed to contact NASA and the code words are " the flowers are blooming in Houston"

Do you think I have got a chance in this years Helmet in Bloom competition?

Don't worry, some Taliban will be looking after it soon.

Says here we are deligated to protect the Japanese Prime minister. ...the Camouflage should make him feel at home. .

Man at back looking for something really important to the mission in the commanders Back Pack..

Ha Razzle, Mayfair, Escort and a paperback of Debbie does Dallas......Nope can't see the code books..
Dammit , Picked up Hoskins pack instead. ..

Left your helmet out again Hank?. Billited in the flower shop were we? Flower arranging staff started early? ....again.

Bill and Ben signed up to the Army....

And here we see why US forces go round in threes. One to read, one to write and one (behind the camera) to keep an eye on two dangerous intellectuals.

https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....543e104bdb.png

Oh and Bloggs....

Yessir?

Get a haircut!

Bugger!

What's up?

Apparently we withdrew from Afghanistan six weeks ago...

Bummer! What do we do now?

Hide!

Pushing up daisies isn't that bad once you get used to it.

It's called hedging my bets sarge..

Nothin' in here about Aphids.

How do you say 'Duck' in German?

Surname?

Acious-Border, Sir!

First name?

Herb...

(with all due credit to I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue)

And as the Company Chaplain read from the Good Book, the Garden of Eden went forth and multiplied.

- Ed

I see they have started weeding out recruits that need to keep referring to their aide memoirs.