MoD Official ; "Damn! We've missed the opportunity to re-equip the Red Arrows. Amazon only have 2 left at £24.99."

We don't quite know what to call it: this one doesn't exactly spit fire!

A big firke orf watch is so yesterday..

Nice outfit , but be careful
Pr Andrew likes to gets his hands on the bums of every loose flying bird.

Having seen Under Siege 1992 the Generals thought this would be a nice touch comming out the Great Leaders Birthday Cake.

Some excellent replies but...
Runner-up Wenslydale with:-
"What to wear to a Red Zeppelin concert"

But the Winner is ORAC with:-
"Overall the aircraft costume only earned a distinguished mention, but the flaps were awarded best in class"

CST inflated and soaring its way to you.

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Inflatable red aircraft tries to take off without its pilot visible

New USN Drone Tanker catches fire during take-off.

The quarantine anti-mosquito spraying was taken seriously.

Captain on the Bridge..
Last time we did this was with a white E Type.

I say chaps, Skipper's looking for his skateboard. Has anyone seen it?

Captain, you do know if this is successful we're all redundant...

Smoke on the water, dah dah dah, dah, dah, dah dah,

Little known safety feature on the USN's CVN carriers. If the reactor SCRAMS it self ejects ....

Prince Andrew gets VIP transport to the USA.

The new wind-over-deck indicator was effective, but somewhat impractical.

After the visit to Rio, the ship's doctor demands to inspect the crew's missiles. . . and soon wishes he'd stuck with medical terms.

Damn, premature Chemtrail release….. we must obey…. We must obey….

Well Sir, best guess, it’s either misfired or we’ve got a fecking new Pope.