He said his name was Hammond and not to worry, he’s done this sort of thing before.

Somehow I think we should go back to making smoke, the make fog device to hide in seems slightly underwhelming.

You'll never tow a ship this big with an aircraft that small.

Mr Knievel, Guiness World Records are on the phone; they say it's not really a motorcycle any more...

O'Flattery emerges from the smoke clutching a half burnt stick of marshmallows ...

In a strange twist of fate, the refuelling Drone uses up almost all its fuel just getting airborne....ah yes but the Russians and Chinese dont know that....till they waste time and energy re engineering it

Having been returned to the Carrier, Bin Laden's burial at Sea pictures are finally released. The Admiral said it's how he would have wanted to go.

With the blessing of HMTQ her namesake fired off her ex favourite Son as they cruised just off Long Island ...

Yes but the Brits will buy it, they want all our old tat...

" PULL "
and so the USN Clay Pigeon team gets in some well needed practice

This?? Its just proof of concept, next week it's 892 's mess piano

Onboard HMAS Melbourne Djokovich finally gets the message his Visa has been revoked

Ps HMAS Melbourne the only Commonwealth Warship to have sunk 2 Friendly warships ...unlucky or what

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Deliveroo's new Carrier Onboard Delivery service departs back to base after supplying 74 pizzas, 23 vindaloos, 18 chow meins, a dozen KFCs and five COD and chips to eager matelots...

(:( Unaware of those accidents, the first occurred the day before I was born... )

That Thunderbird 2 launching looks smaller in real life Number one..

Who was supposed to remove the intake cover?

Captain,.... The Admirals asked what happened to his Jet (&) Ski

This is the new fog dispersal system? Hmmmm, I think I detect a tiny flaw...

"Like I said Sir, it doesn't matter how many JATOs you attach to the ship, you won't get any more knots out of it....."

Kettle's boiled!

Yes, I can see how the MOD say's it's a cheaper option than retrofitting a built in catapult system, by supplying us with some on deck rocket powered wheeled launching sleds, but how do we attach our jets to it?