Hoskins, having put an amusing label on the relief bottle, sat back and waited for the fun to start!

When the true contents of the bottle were realised, jack off soon became pissed off.

A She Wee was all well and good, but strapped in her seat Doris was struggling to hit the bottle neck.

Doctor said my wee was not clear so I had to increase my fluid intake to at least 4 glasses a day
Water you clot .....

There seems to have been an undue emphasis on the word "Jack" for some reason I fail understand? I was hoping for some wisdom on maintaining straight and level with this instrument, or an exchange such as "N 45678, what is your level?" "Halfway between the two labels, sorr." However, be that as it may.

Wensleydale nearly topped it with his comment at # 1026, but only because I concur with his sentiment entirely.However, to maintain the aviation element of the competition, I am sending the Trophy to Traffic for his :-
having first drained the contents and secured the cap. Traffic IEW will have to re-calibrate it when it comes.

Ugh! ! ! It IS cold tea!

Thank you. The next for your captioning pleasure:


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R2D2's mum and dad at the moment of conception...

"We may only have two tanks, but we can scare the enemy by sounding like the biggest two tanks in the world."

Inventor: "Yes, it is a small disadvantage that the driver of the tank using the device can't see where he's firing, so I've put another tank alongside to give him his instructions."

Excited Inventor: "I've found a way to convert a tank into a stationary weapon!!!"

The wildfires in Queensland have been so extensive that all tanks now have to carry flash guards.

They are camouflaged so that they do not alarm the koalas.

"Now I understand why they call it a rail gun, it's on rails, but how do we traverse it?"

"Errrrrrr"

"Well as one was already named, we decided to call this latest item the Abbott and Costello, which we thought was rather apt.."

"It's our new silencer"
"What?"
I Said IT'S OUR NEW SILENCER"
"WHAT?"

The Green Party comes up with a solution for the emission of greenhouse gasses from artillery shells.

Space Command trials a new method of putting satellites into orbit.

The members of the LGBTPDGW fraternity find this picture oddly satisfying...

The Army finds a way to make its AFVs run on LPG.