Gonna need more lube.

Having seen this I have decided to cancel my Postrate exam

Comrade Kim gives go ahead for indigenous North Korean space station, launching system still to be confirmed.

Ttfn

"Not that sort of Cannister Shot!".

“Yes, Sir, we do recycle the projectiles, although they do need a bit of buffing.”

Capt. Mainwaring: "Now, men, I'm going to show you a top-secret weapon that's going to stop Hitler dead in his tracks. I want you to study every detail, memorise the user's handbook and the maintenance manual; ask the crew whatever you like, and then absolutely forget everything you have seen and heard. Any questions?"

The original name for the device was “Big Willy”, and the first user proved how apt it was.

The device was disappointed, as ‘foreplay’ had been omitted from the user manuals.

When the fighter pilots saw this unusual object on the ground, and relayed the message to higher command by drawing it in the sky, they got into trouble.

PM: "And this is just one of the ways we'll negotiate with the EU."

That's buster hymen.

The new artillery blank firing attachment was causing a few problems.

The troops' sleep pods are equipped with a state-of-the-art sophisticated alarm mechanism for those early-morning calls.

there were some mobility issues with the silencer for the new covert artillery unit.

Wyle E Cayote approaches ACME to design a full proof Road Runner catching up device

Yosemite Sam (tries to ) prove that you CAN bung up a gun by sticking your finger into it

Just had a downlink from the circling AWACs, the enemy will be at 9027 meters on a bearing of 273 degrees at 14:19 and 27 seconds Thursday Next, if they don't alter course, we are stood down till then.

“I’m sure it has an official designation, but we just call it Dick.”

Nah, it's more like Nutty because that thing fires blanks....