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Kiltrash 3rd Feb 2020 19:58

Tell you why it's there, cause if it was a beer pump they would have to install crew toilet

ve3id 3rd Feb 2020 22:00

Bugger Yorkshire Airlines, this is 'ow we do it down sowf!

Big Pistons Forever 4th Feb 2020 01:53


Originally Posted by Penny Washers (Post 10678676)
. . . . not saying you're wrong, Dan, but these beer pumps don't look out of place.

But perhaps not in the cockpit. :p

https://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....bae8910d66.jpg

👍😎...................

NutLoose 4th Feb 2020 09:54

"If the Mexican's can use a carrot to lead a donkey, we can use a......"

NutLoose 4th Feb 2020 10:00

"Well it wouldn't be a warthog without a snort"

Wensleydale 4th Feb 2020 10:53


Originally Posted by ve3id (Post 10678798)
Bugger Yorkshire Airlines, this is 'ow we do it down sowf!

You've got to be p*ssed if you want to live down there!

Traffic_Is_Er_Was 4th Feb 2020 13:59

It's only a temporary fix until some proper whiskey can be fitted.

Traffic_Is_Er_Was 4th Feb 2020 14:04

Once the bottle indicates half-full, the mixture should be leaned so as not to run out mid flight.

Kiltrash 4th Feb 2020 14:07

What I do not understand is how is the aircraft incapable of spinning? Ah Yes its a in Garage simulator so drinking is allowed

Kiltrash 4th Feb 2020 14:10

Now we know why Hoskins features so often in Aircraft accidents

Dan Gerous 4th Feb 2020 18:14


Originally Posted by Kiltrash (Post 10679294)
Now we know why Hoskins features so often in Aircraft accidents

Late again getting the round in Hoskins

Ascend Charlie 4th Feb 2020 19:51

Checklist Actions:

THROTTLE - Closed
MIXTURE - Cutoff
BATTERY - OFF
JACK - OFF

Traffic_Is_Er_Was 5th Feb 2020 03:53

I see by the indicator on the panel that you are ready for your blind flying session Hoskins?

Kiltrash 5th Feb 2020 14:02

Well if my passengers have the Coronavirus and cough I have a alcohol mouthwash at the ready, ( thinks must remember not to swallow)

NutLoose 5th Feb 2020 14:48

"We use it to gauge side slip, it's Tennessee slipping whisky..."

Penny Washers 5th Feb 2020 18:56

It rather looks as if we are running out of ideas now, so we will have tea and medals on Thursday afternoon.

Thanks for all the entries!

Kiltrash 6th Feb 2020 07:01

No its OK . Pilot Proof cap

Buster Hyman 6th Feb 2020 07:48

Chemtrail dispenser needs topping up...

NutLoose 6th Feb 2020 10:25

Bloody film sets, that's not whisky, it's Penny Washers look a like Tea !!!!!!!!!

Kiltrash 6th Feb 2020 10:40

She wee????



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