Got the idea from a Russian helicopter. Its a Hip Flask.

It's supposed to be eight hours from bottle to throttle, but that looks more like 1 inch to me...

"Before anyone gets overexcited, let me remind you we're making a film and what's in the bottle is cold tea."

"..as I'm sure the colleague who started drinking it will tell you."

"When the pilot asked for a tot, he actually meant Time On Target"

In case of Emergency, Switches off, "Gentlemen Jack off" brought a new meaning to the term Emergency relief.





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"It's funny how the Dog went off when he found the Coke, but not this..."

Shot down three times before supper soon became the norm.

The secret was out why Maverick didn't like flying with Iceman.

Tennessee launches its rival to the Spirit of St Louis.

Throttle to Bottle = About three inches.

Ha... it's the Alaskan Spirit level of course!
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Call the Engineer....I noticed a missing Witness Mark on the Snow Snake Antidote Container.

"Well" said the Captain, "there's nothing wrong with those brakes!!!"

"We could only fit a bottle as we're not cleared for barrel rolls..."

Nutty unable to trust Buster when staying with him takes his whisky wherever he goes

When Prince Charles takes a short flight he carries something to help him forget all about Camilla

Delta bans all drinks from the Cockpit by removing the cup holders. Pilots find a cunning way round the restrictions

Harrison Ford has a Un diagnosed drink problem. Hide in plain sight?

"I'll tell you why it's there... because a beer pump would just look ridiculous"!

. . . . not saying you're wrong, Dan, but these beer pumps don't look out of place.

But perhaps not in the cockpit. :p

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