MoD was about to get a practical demonstration of what "Soldier Proof" is not.

Werner Von Braun early attempt at developing a solid rocket booster, however the ignition system needed a little bit of work

“Well, General, the device was indeed intended to be mobile. Sadly the chassis and wheels were contracted to .... <recording redacted> ... “

We've leaked it to the Chinese. This will put back their tank development by years!

Bloggs, I told you rainbow coloured, not camouflage. It's for the Mardi Gras, not a bloody war!

You're supposed to check the Prostate, not rip the bloody thing out!!!

Back before fiber optics, this is how they did a colonoscopy.

https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....473cb60cd8.jpg

... und zat is vy zey called her Big Bertha.

(Note the marking on the Self Propelled Artillery unit ...)

Thanks for the update.;)

I don't care how well it works, we'll never fit it into a Fat Lass...

The LGBT element of the Australian Army has now been allocated two tanks for its own use. The tanks will be properly camouflaged as soon as the tins of LGBT rainbow paint are delivered.

Meanwhile, they are using a test rig to practice their own exclusive combat manoeuvre, which will bring terror into the hearts of all straight infantrymen on the battlefield.

Good stuff that Viagra, managed to keep it up for 4 days.....

And with the Hubble attachment, we can now take out targets in a galaxy far,far away.

Theoretically promising, the silencer showed a critical flaw when subjected to a side by side test.

Whoever gave it the code name Project Viagra was having a laugh

The mod kit also included a large container of Preparation H - for that extra realism.

The Mark II was intended to have a weatherproof fur surround, but this was withdrawn at an early design stage.

"When it backfired it blew the bloody doors off"

When told they would have to wipe the gun after it was withdrawn, the crew opened the back door and ran.

Ok, lets stop now.....those pesky Americans have beaten us to zer firework record

https://www.mercurynews.com/watch-wo...lorado-rockies

Ttfn