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Caption Competition Mk II
Originally Posted by Kiltrash
(Post 10642121)
Not a Caption. Buster has gone missing; he has had the call from Goodison Park
Anyway...many thanks Kilty. Always an honour. Seeing we're on a theme... https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....a4d0f0a9f0.jpg |
"Yeah, it has a lot of eager, happy, smiling people in it, but I'm blowed if I can see how you're going to use it in a Christmas TV advert for Morrisons."
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The tin contains a great big block of chocolate, and the solder is thinking, 'It's mine, and all for me'.
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Brian had developed a new method of mine clearance. Running with the tin of chocolate, he would suddenly stop just before the tapes and take cover.
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As part of the US's commitment to international development, natives are taught to play rugby, even if it is necessary to improvise the ball.
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Nike return to the drawing board in an attempt to reinvent the running shoe.
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The sergeant was plainly going to win the "Standing still on one leg" contest - all the others are about to fall over.
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Eilain and I were teaching them rudimentary ball skills, little did we realise OJ Simpson had been conscripted
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VAR check and Handball is given
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WHATDUYAMEAN you found it over there, ticking …..
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Tamara Ecclestones jewel case is found in the desert. Hank hurries to return it ….yeah right....
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Having been on a third tour of Iraq, Hank is surprised the children all callout 'Daddy'
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Having found the evidence that clears the President of Impeachment charges, Hank hurries back to base.' There be medals in this tin' he dreams
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"What's the name of that blasted Indian? "
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He scores! He shoots!
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"We have been trying to get them to play football for three weeks solid, but its no good, they cant organise a team, learn the rules or even wear correct footwear"
..said Abdul aged 13 |
(Ineligible) "Hey kids. It was great playing with you but none of have the required skills to make it sorry. However, fear not. The Russians will be here after us & they have all the "good stuff" that can make you into elite athletes!"
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United Nations were later called in to investigate reports of blatant popcorn theft.
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Senior Pilots post makes no sense with regard to the picture, but since when was that a pre requisite?.
However.... Could have been worse than Iraq, we might have been playing in Denver this weekend |
Upon seeing this picture Trump finally realises what he did with the Nuclear Football on his last trip to Afghanistan.
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Why 2 there was nothing wrong with 1
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"OK, everyone, run, run, run as fast as you can, and whoever gets to Brexit first is the winner!"
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
(Post 10642713)
Why 2 there was nothing wrong with 1
Originally Posted by Senior Pilot
It's been 15 years since this thread was started by airborne_artist and all those years have produced a magnificent 58,040 posts. Like all good things it must now make way for Caption Competition Mk II, mainly because the system just can't manage such a multitude of posts when it comes to the most basic moderation which ties us up for ages while the IB servers grind away...and away....and away.
Although now locked, this thread will remain for as long as IB will allow. Thanks for the memories and see you on Caption Competition Mk II https://www.pprune.org/images/smilies/cool.gif https://www.pprune.org/images/smilies/thumbs.gif |
Originally Posted by NutLoose
(Post 10642713)
Why 2 there was nothing wrong with 1
https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....c9a1610e7f.gif |
Typical Yank. Shows up for rugby dressed for American football.
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Before joining up Hank was a postman and old habits die hard, especially at Christmas and getting to Mrs Higgins at the Grange for the extra special Present after her husband went to work.
and not a caption, Buster I was going to make a comment about Nutty getting upset when he realised this would ALWAYS now be known as YOUR football. but I restrained myself in the hope you would get in first. |
Sorry children you are not poor enough for this gift, I am looking for more needy kids, like George, Charlotte and Louis, in Central London
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"You need to understand one thing, kids:
I'm bigger than you - errm - and you need to understand two things, kids: I'm bigger than you and I've got the drum so I'm going to be the Little Drummer Boy in the Nativity Play this year." |
The guy in the back just realized he had triggered a real suicide vest
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Rumours of the new and enhanced MRE had the local population excited.
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Chuck was a miserable sod, as he taunted the locals with his disguised tin of Pork Scratchings
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Spotting the guy at the back, the Referee blew the whistle for Obstruction.
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Dave “The Perv” Chuckleberry ran faster, hoping that some girls would join the chase.
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Originally Posted by c52
(Post 10642871)
"You need to understand one thing, kids:
I'm bigger than you - errm - and you need to understand two things, kids: I'm bigger than you and I've got the drum so I'm going to be the Little Drummer Boy in the Nativity Play this year." |
Hank goes rattle rattle rattke....thinks he is a Abrams A1M1
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After emigrating to America Harry enlists in the US Rangers. So he can get back to where he was happiest and gets to play with children to keep Megan satisfied
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The Quorn Hunt no longer hunts with dogs. Hunting with children has not been banned
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Disney's Pied Piper of Hamelin (2019).
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"Bags I a window seat!"
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Thiinks: This is so embarrassing.
"Listen everyone! I'm the front half of a horse, him over there is the Dame, and where the **** has the other half of the horse got to?" "HE'S BEHIND YOU" "NOT NOW, KIDS, THAT COMES LATER." |
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