Dunno know what this is but my Jaguar is hiding in the woods

The $1bn F35 helmet can finally be revealed. The DOD feels that everyone will assume it's a Corona Virus mask

To reduce obesity the Doctors now prescribe these so the smell from the Fish and Chip shops stop enticing in the fatties

"And this is the female version, as you can see it has two holes."

"And this is to insert in ones trousers to make one more attractive to the opposite sex, we call it the strapadicktomee.."

The Mk57 Beer Goggles were found to be rather too effective...

Might be on the road for a while so judging tomorrow. Great entries so far although soon of you have really twisted minds:ooh:

As the level of Bull**** rises in the impeachment trial, the Democrats decide to do something about the stench

Prince Philip gets a new bib to prevent staining of his dress shirt at dinner

Yun Fat One's hairdresser finds the perfect attachment to get a really sharp hair cut line

the Health and Safety Officer brings in new compulsory equipment to wear when attempting to set light to a fart.

"They're the wrong trousers Gromit"

"If Carlseberg made butt plugs, they would be the best butt plugs in the world"

Cough, and rebound. Nice!

This is the Electronic Ankle Tag that the South Afrikan Police has Oscar wear so they know where he is at all times.
Erm where's his leg?
Ah.....

I'm scared to ask what it is but Ms Whiplash has 10 in assorted sizes and colours hanging on her dungeon wall the last time I visited.
When I asked she said they were for her ' Members of Parliament use ' only

Many good entries but I liked the nice historical reference, so Penny Washers wins it with

I am guessing "Gosport" isn't in the evil empires spell check vocabulary :hmm: and helpfully "corrected" it to gospel :rolleyes:

The CAPCOM trophy is headed your way aaaaaaand you might want to wash your hands after you get it...........

Gosport, Bloggs, GOSPORT! The Gospel system is reserved for Sky Pilots.

Thanks very much, BPF. The 'error' was deliberate, but I bet that much that was 'gospel' came down those tubes into the ears of the poor struggling student.

Now, I expect to see some 'spirited' captions for this one . . . .

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Aewobatics may be a little whisky...