"Very clever really, it sharpens the point of our rounds as they depart the gun"

Multi-billion dollar add-on in a Google translate version for foreign acquired artillery.

When Health and Safety get involved in a war....

"I have no idea why they named it Project Uranus"

Leicester University finds a cost effective means of delivering the Boris Module to the ISS

Very good Hoskins, you have found a solution to the flash giving away the tanks position to the enemy. Not much good in daylight?

Very good, and the range of the shell?
'bout 3 foot. ...

Corona Virus isolation ward being delivered to the Wirral from Liverpool

Novelty condom stretched over the barrel to prevent ingress of dirt

You've put the tap on upside down idiot!

Well I wasn't the one who left the cap on the silencer, so you'll have to climb up and open it!!!

Sending Thors hammer back...

Oh, it has no practical application, we are just going to send it to the Freshers' Fair at Cambridge and really trigger the Woke little darlings...

...and that Hoskins is what happens if you forget to remove the dust cap..

I'm telling you, my mate on the Mortar Platoon says, if you put a bit of petrol in first, it extends the range.

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They don't like it up em Captain Mainwaring.

Pete Waterman looks to a quick and cheap means to clean out the boiler of The Flying Scotsman

….and as a by product, we put the meat and sausages in the side pods, instant Barbeque

Billy Smart has been upstaged once too often by Marvo the Human Cannonball and looks to get revenge

On the Eastern front the Russians found it far too easy to disable the Panzers, after all the crew left the back doors open