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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 6th Apr 2023, 08:55
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"I noticed that your glass is empty, mine is half empty."
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Old 6th Apr 2023, 08:56
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(not a caption) No problem Joli - apologies been offline a bit this week.
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Old 6th Apr 2023, 08:57
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"Novichock is best wine in Russia......you must try some..."
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Old 6th Apr 2023, 09:44
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"Don't tell anyone but, I heard they may be presenting me with a golden bust at the end of the meal! So, excited!!!"
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Old 6th Apr 2023, 10:17
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"Yes, it's an Aircrew Watch. I got it from one on my Generals just before he ... umm ... retired."
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Old 6th Apr 2023, 10:28
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Originally Posted by MPN11
"Yes, it's an Aircrew Watch.
Is it Russian?

No, if anything it's slow...
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Old 6th Apr 2023, 12:13
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You shouldn't drink water you know, fish f*ck in it, I would recommend you try vodka.. it's much more healthier.
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Old 6th Apr 2023, 12:14
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Old 6th Apr 2023, 12:16
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No, you wet your finger and run it around the lip of the glass, not your chin..
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Old 6th Apr 2023, 15:34
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Brilliant run. Many thanks guys 'n gals, bots, etc.
Now I have to figure how to go backwards and forwards collecting answers without losing this page. Hmmm...

I was personally thinking along the lines of "Don't tell the Chinese, but can you provide coking coal for our grand fleet heading to Port Arthur?"
And, "Would you take rubles? They're up against the dollar this year, you know!"..........

Anyway, loving the zany flashes of wit on this site; there is intelligent life here, whatever people might say about Pprune.

Runners up for me with my simple sense of humo(u)r are:
Hydromet "May we borrow your army?"
And
Chu Chu: "I’m not supposed to tell anyone, but I’m not actually Putin."

Cyril: "That’s okay. This isn’t actually the competition photo."

Grand Prix to
Buster Hyman's: "Don't tell anyone but, I heard they may be presenting me with a golden bust at the end of the meal! So, excited!!!"

Take it away!!! And an hono(u)rable for everyone who offered a caption. Your time will surely come!

(And thanks to Andy)
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Old 6th Apr 2023, 19:08
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P...Does your Army band not know how to play the Russian National Anthem....
C...Er no don't think so...
P..Well better learn real quick....
( Suffering withdrawal symptoms..)
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Old 6th Apr 2023, 19:14
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I hear President Zelenskky has been approached to be the new manager of Chelsea, / Tottenham / West Ham and even Leicester....he's seen as a success in Europe...
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Old 7th Apr 2023, 02:35
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Well I never! Thanks JH!!!

Lets see what the Peanut Gallery can come up with here!


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Old 7th Apr 2023, 03:57
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I'm the last man in the Russian Army
Our tanks have taken a huge hit
We've guns but no bloomin' bullets
And the food is just ersatz sh!t

My comrades are all dead or scarpered
But Putin says we'll still win
So I mounted my one-wheeled transport
And decided to hand myself in...
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Old 7th Apr 2023, 06:22
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Gotta keep the mud off me boots
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Old 7th Apr 2023, 06:24
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The circus performer is escorted to the POW camp
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Old 7th Apr 2023, 06:24
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I get a great view of the Masters
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Old 7th Apr 2023, 06:45
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"Hey buddy, why are there napkins on the seat?"
"They're for my wife, it's her menstrual cycle."
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Old 7th Apr 2023, 06:50
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Richthofen squadron. How did you know?
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These BGT auditions are Tough!
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