Caption Competition Mk III

[cavuman1]

"It's the maître d'. He says your order for oysters on the half shell is ready."

- Ed

[cavuman1]

O.K. We close the capsule. Then we clamp it to a gigantic helium balloon. Then we fly it over China. You good with that?

- Ed

[Hydromet]

Originally Posted by NutLoose

It's quite simple really, once we miniaturize you, we will insert you up the rectum of the Prime Minister, rather like a suppository and you will be able to report back via that phone on the condition of his bowels.

Just send us an update.

[Chu Chu]

Yes, I promise. This autoclave will wipe out your little dose of clap without anyone needing to know.

[treadigraph]

Do I feel rejuvenated? The hell I do... They closed the lid on me as a fit 25 year old...

[treadigraph]

I thought you said "talk with mother" not "Torquemada"...

[Buster Hyman]

I don’t look like Captain America yet. Close the door and give me another 10 minutes…

[Buster Hyman]

It’s Lady Gaga, for you…

[cynicalint]

I fell asleep listening to Nixon in this contraption, biden my time, and all of a sudden,you open the lid and I'm the president of the USA! Can't remember that happening!

[ACW599]

Declassified BRIXMIS imagery suggested that the Russian approach to secure speech communications was rather unusual.

[Ascend Charlie]

"You blithering idiot! When you shut the lid, it cut the phone cord!"

[Confusious]

Thanks for offering to pose for this week's painting class. You've got the pose spot on but this is a naked scene.

[Buster Hyman]

"I now identify as a Clam, thank you very much!"

[Buster Hyman]

Eventually, the failure of the Adult Kinder Surprise led to the banning of all Kinder Surprises in the United States.

[Ascend Charlie]

His audition for a Ninja Turtles role, heroes on the half shell, was unimpressive.

[Wensleydale]

Anyone here called Major Tom?

[ShyTorque]

“No, the after effects of your last night’s Vindaloo have definitely NOT worn off - I’m shutting the lid again…..call back in an hour!”

[NutLoose]

[NutLoose]

”It’s the speaking cock..”

“Surely you mean clock..”

“Nope, it’s put me through to Boris Johnson’s office”

[Dan Gerous]

One last thing, could you get the paint shop to put the roundel on the outside.