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Old 26th Apr 2021, 13:14
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....and over there is the St Pancras Coal Yards. But please not Wednesday, That's washing day.
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Old 26th Apr 2021, 13:33
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The maps were fairly good, but all the pilots knew it was much easier to just ask Capt Thomas Tom the way to the target.
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Old 26th Apr 2021, 15:15
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...He's over there, in the USA.
No, I said Harri-err!
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Old 26th Apr 2021, 15:16
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Sea Harrier? No, not here mate. Portsmouth's that way.
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Old 26th Apr 2021, 18:46
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If I were you, I wouldn't start from here.
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Old 26th Apr 2021, 19:28
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No, that's the set for the security film Sir. If you follow Richard O Sullivan over there, he'll get you to the drugs.


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Old 26th Apr 2021, 19:30
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If you could just settle your Mess Bill before taking off on a very dangerous mission. ,

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Don't you remember scoring with section Officer Harvey and saying the drinks were on you??
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Old 26th Apr 2021, 19:33
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The cigarette in my outstretched hand? well the MO did tell me to stay far away from tobacco...
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Old 26th Apr 2021, 19:35
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Shouting, " Hey Sharkey, here's your wingman...David "
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Old 26th Apr 2021, 19:35
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The mess sir? It's just there. Where you had your coffee 10 minutes ago...
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Old 26th Apr 2021, 19:51
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Exclamation

The most dangerous thing on earth.

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An H’Officer with a map! 😳😬
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Old 26th Apr 2021, 20:05
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No 27? Just over there. Is that pizza you're delivering?
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Old 26th Apr 2021, 20:44
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As the one-armed fisherman said "You should've been here yesterday - I caught one this big!"

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Old 26th Apr 2021, 20:48
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Buster speaking with Nutty, Please hold this and make it bigger ...
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Old 26th Apr 2021, 20:55
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Yes, I know you don't actually need a runway but the missus has just hung out the washing and if you blast grass and dust all over her clean sheets once more, she'll clout me a vertical take off right in to orbit...
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Old 27th Apr 2021, 03:00
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"....and it's just over there. Now, you're our Pilot for today?"
"No, I'm the Navigator"
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Old 27th Apr 2021, 06:54
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Thank you for letting me stand in front of your thingy, now all my girlfriends will think I'm a pilot and fawn over me and drop their knickers...
Now here's the helmet back and where did I park my dust cart? ?
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Old 27th Apr 2021, 06:59
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No no before we give you one of these you you need to be a steely eyed killer determined to protect Queen and Country. Now your Slingsby is just over there.....and remove that lip fuzz...
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Old 27th Apr 2021, 07:02
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Yes the Pilots of the 4 ship F-15 flight you bounced are just over there to your left. They want a word with you. The Front Gate is over there to your right ..
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Old 27th Apr 2021, 07:07
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No I don't think its a career stopper popping up from behind a hill as the Queens Flight Helicopter being Piloted behind the Duke of Edinburgh came past, nor is shouting Guns, Guns, Guns and claiming it as a kill.
You P60 is just over there.
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