Caption Competition Mk III

[Ripton]

Runner up goes to:

Originally Posted by Dan Gerous

Maintenance strip poker. Loser does the major service and puts it all back together.

But the winner is:

Originally Posted by NutLoose

This beats throwing all the house keys into the hat, Ok, first off.. we are playing for a night with Pete's wife...
Pete's wife?...... I fold
Me too, I fold..
I fold too.....
Pete, you can't fold, she is your wife!

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Over to you NutLoose