Judging time, and starting with mentions for
Kiltrash with,
Nope, still no 4G signal.
MPN11 with
Ryanair find yet more obscure and remote airports on which to deposit their passengers.
Runner up Seekayess with
Egads! We're gonna need lots of toilet rolls to clean that!!
And the winner is Nutloose with,
I'm sure the walk will do you good Mr Grylls
, and I also liked
No Smithers, I don't think Noahs Ark was constructed out of aluminium tubing, why do you ask?
Over to you Nutloose.