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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 1st Dec 2021, 07:51
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OK, we got the look right, now what song am I going to do to launch my popstarski career?

Well Comrade, unless we loosen the straps a bit, it'll have to be something by the Bee Gees...

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Old 1st Dec 2021, 09:18
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Gimme one ping Vasilly. ..
But sir were in a plane...
Don't bother me with details, always wanted to say that, Sean my hero..
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Old 1st Dec 2021, 09:19
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With our fuel loss we won't make the Primary Target and make it to Weathership Alpha...
Find me something to Bomb...
Were approaching Sharky-Wards house
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Old 1st Dec 2021, 09:53
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Ahh found you, the captain told me to look for a man wearing a red helmet that makes him look like a bell end
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Old 1st Dec 2021, 11:48
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Red 1 standing by...
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Old 1st Dec 2021, 11:50
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The first generation Russian Sybian machine was full on steam punk!
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Old 1st Dec 2021, 11:56
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To Boris and Joe: I dare you, who blinks first? Love, Vlad.
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Old 1st Dec 2021, 12:02
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Why all the warning lights and CWP's? that's because half of this crap was made in Russia and we need them.
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Old 1st Dec 2021, 12:04
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That's it, set the timer to 3 mins and it will expose the chicken to the nuke to defrost it, then set it to 5 mins to cook it.
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Old 1st Dec 2021, 13:22
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No, read my lips, I said we need to fit an autopilot, not an autocrat.
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Old 1st Dec 2021, 14:14
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Putin looks across and realises Western Airlines have fit birds as copilot. ....Later defects. ..
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Old 1st Dec 2021, 14:20
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On Christmas Day when the hatch opened the crew of the ISS were not expecting him as their Secret Santa...
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Old 1st Dec 2021, 16:42
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"I have heard that dropping blue-ice is more deadly that than the missiles!"

OMAA
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Old 1st Dec 2021, 19:55
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"Ten little maids from school are we"
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Old 1st Dec 2021, 21:26
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"It's sleek, very fast, and can outrun any threat, although it is a little dear". Vlad the Impala.
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I love knobs
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Old 1st Dec 2021, 21:58
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When I said I wanted to play Blackjack, what I meant was...
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Old 2nd Dec 2021, 04:46
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No Mr Bond, I expect you to die ….
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Old 2nd Dec 2021, 05:57
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Sun Tzu: Great leaders lead from the front.
Putin: Khorosho, ready to leave for Kiev.
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Great Leader shows his Big Red Knob to the West...
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