Caption Competition Mk III

[Buster Hyman]

Honestly though, this looks way over the top to just change a wheel Hank!

[Kiltrash]

Having done work experience at Kwik Fit, it was felt Hank was the man for the job
or
Hank exclaimed ' but I only lasted one day '

[Kiltrash]

Thr Rotor Blade? No their stuck in the Evergiven

[Kiltrash]

Well if it hadn't been for the underslung Hummer we would have been in real sh!t....

[Kiltrash]

Another model to add to Captain Eric 'Winkle' Hoskins list of crashed types....

[fitliker]

Please show some respect for tradition , his grandfather was responsible for bringing down over two hundred Fokker und Messerschmitt aircraft . His family has been fixing aircraft for four generations . His Grandfather might not have been the best mechanic in the Luftwaffe, but you have to respect tradition.

[fitliker]

Weight and balances got complicated when the PC brigade banned the use of the term “ No Fat Chicks in the rear of the aircraft “

[Big Pistons Forever]

Oh, I think I know why it crashed. The Regimental Quartermaster wrote off 100,00 lbs of gear he said was on the helicopter !

[fitliker]

They attempted to lift off vertically with the wrong chemtrail unit attached that is not the helio chemical kit , but a kit for the A380 , everyone knows that you need to use the conveyor belt treadmill runway conversion kit to get airborne when loaded at thirty three percent over gross on a hot day !

[NutLoose]

Will score it on the morrow

[cavuman1]

In the remake of The Wizard of Oz, Dorothy's helicopter still managed a direct hit on the Wicked Witch of the East, who was riding her ATV through Munchkin Land.

- Ed

[Wensleydale]

The last transmission heard from the crew: "I love the smell of those burning heroine poppies in the morning".

[Chu Chu]

Having swum upstream and laid its eggs, its days were approaching their natural close.

[treadigraph]

Don't worry Sarge, the day can only get better.

You reckon? My mother-in-law is coming to stay with us today - for the rest of the month...

[Kiltrash]

Well THAT Lunch did not go according to plan...
Lunch? don't you mean Launch??
Have you seen what they put in these Sandwiches??

[SimonPaddo]

Well this is more difficult than a Billy bookcase

[Kiltrash]

As the aircraft crashed in the Mach Loop, the crew thought the snappers were coming to help rescue them, However Social Media posts and souvenirs were more in their minds..

[Kiltrash]

Well look at it this way, we get 2 YES 2 Cockpit and Rotor blade combos for different museums for the price of one..
( thinking the Chinook in hangar 6 at RAF Hendon.)

[622]

Hoskins, no matter how many bits you take off.....no one is going to believe you when you say you thought it was a Taliban UAV you took out!

[andytug]

Well Sir...it seems the last WAKA of the WAKA-WAKA-WAKAs was a real one.....