Caption Competition Mk III
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We could sell it to the Brits, they buy any of our old crap.
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NOOOOOOOOOO, you were only supposed to disable the ones left at Kabul..
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Lowering the flaps was never going to improve the situation mate.
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Yes, I know we agreed to lend you an aircraft for the Badmington horse trials cross country, but it was for a backdrop not a jump, and you do realise it needed to go back into service afterwards.
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Do you think they'll notice it?
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That's what you get with filling the Stb galley lockers first.
"Minus 3g?? How did that happen Hoskins??"
"Well, sir, we were in IMC and suddenly this Massey Ferguson helicopter flew in front of us, I had to bunt to get under it."
"Well, sir, we were in IMC and suddenly this Massey Ferguson helicopter flew in front of us, I had to bunt to get under it."
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Which leads me on nicely to.....
You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off..
You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off..
Oi mister, yer bouncy castle's come unplugged again.
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Hoskins’ interview without coffee lasted several days … and still failed to discover how he had achieved it.
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Investigators failed to discover how a tractor could have fallen onto the wing from a great height …
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”What happened, Charlie?”
”Lt Hoskins reckons he hit an unknown object in the South China Sea.”
”Lt Hoskins reckons he hit an unknown object in the South China Sea.”
