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The weight of the Captain's wrist watch was to affect the crew's pose for the camera quite significantly...
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..and the flight attendants practise their new safety brief which includes the hand signals for "in case another engine has fallen off".
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The Captain demonstrates how he used to pick up ladies' 'kerchiefs with a wingtip at aishows - the rest of the crew demonstrate that he was nothing special...
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“Gentlemen prefer blondes” ... the Vietnamese version.
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First Officer “20-Minuter” Hoskins was spoilt for choice, as they all looked the same to him. And they all knew how he got his nickname.
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Vietjet introduce the ho chi mingers.....
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Illustration from The Ladyboy Book of Aircrew...
Avoid imitations
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Fourth girl back “No, Agnes, cross your legs....we’re only supposed to say “Wheeeeh”, NOT actually do one!”
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Yuu there, Jerewy Clarkesonman, we no slopes, we no understand were you get that idea...
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And this is called a flying buttress