Caption Competition Mk III
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We don't need airstairs at Vietnam Air, we simply taxy over to the nearest rooftop and pick you up from there.
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Welcome you your flight, your captain for today ( and described in sign language for the deaf ) will be Captain wun winglo.
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"OK girls, if you tap your ruby slippers together and say "There's no place like home" you will be transported to Kansas, or at least a better place than standing next to these two idiots."
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I'm a little teapot.........
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First Officer Hoskins recalled the happier days when he could look up skirts as the Cabin Crew boarded.
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The new training video demonstrated what happens with auto-throttle asymmetry.
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The airline’s Accountant saved more money by finding a box of old Viet Cong uniforms at tne back of the hangar.
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Sorry dear I won't be home early, I will be hard at it right on up to eight....
