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Old 29th Sep 2021, 14:12
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Surely it'd be easier to change the slicks to Inters Lando?
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Idiots! Put it all back! Does this look like Afghanistan to you?
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Last one to the Humvee has to sit on the roof!
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RSM... You, Yes YOU no 2 .. Get in step with no 1 and 3... I wont have runners in my squad not in step....
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If Heath-Robinson invented the flying car...
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Quick, you three, grab that humvee before they get it!
What's happening sarge?
The bloody pikeys got three wokkas first!
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I don't care what the Sarge thinks. Musical Humvee's is a bluddy stupid game!
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Why are we running?
Don't want a ugly one...
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Well thats one way to beat the " Insulate Britain " protesters on the M25
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The competitors in the Bristol Novelty Balloon Contest were disappointed to find that they'd all had the same idea.
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PILOT. ...That's it lads, due to fuel shortages that's all Odiham would let us have...
Troopers...But you have dropped us off further from home than we were???
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At last HAAS found a way to get their cars to the front of the grid
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The Army Weathermen get in some climatisation training before the London Marathon....Do they know something we don't about this weekend ?
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Two minutes later....
Battery's been stolen, know we should not have overnighted at Speke..
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Well thats one way to beat the " Insulate Britain " protesters on the M25
Message from HQ sir - Met Police have requested that we drop the Humvees on protestors at M25 J7 and J14 and also one on Piers Corbyn. Or his brother...
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If they weren't so heavy we could bump start them like any other vehicle, the trouble is catching it before it drives itself off.
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If Calsberg did Ice curling it would be the biggest most impressive ice curling rink in the world.
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I will call this tonight UK time so we can have a fresh capcom for the w/e. I have a winning caption in mind but nobody has called it yet, keep trying!

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Looks like it's triplets.
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