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Old 16th Mar 2021, 09:55
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After the next tory leadership campaign, we have, from L-R, the new leader, the new health spokesperson, and an aircraft chock.
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Old 16th Mar 2021, 10:56
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The future task of choosing just one winner is growing more difficult almost by the hour. Judgement Weds evg UK time.
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Old 16th Mar 2021, 11:08
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PM says, never thought it would be so difficult. 😂

As the Labour party gain points in the polls, The Prime Minister half surrenders.
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Old 16th Mar 2021, 11:15
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Despite high hopes, bicycle taxis prove ineffective at limiting airport carbon emissions.
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Old 16th Mar 2021, 11:21
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PM says, never thought it would be so difficult. 😂

As the Labour party gain points in the polls, The Prime Minister half surrenders.

And yet, opinion polls show that even without the wheels on, the Conservatives are pulling ahead again.
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Old 16th Mar 2021, 13:09
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Reporter.....Ah Prime Minister, as this is the launch event for your Governments Green Transport Policy, why have you not brought the Transport Minister.
BJ....We have a Transport Minister ?
RS....Yes he's the one in the 7lt Hummer stuck on the Westway.....
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Old 16th Mar 2021, 13:11
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Boris was excited at the invitation to ride the squadron bike. Boris was disappointed to find she was riding one too.
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Old 16th Mar 2021, 13:15
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Old 16th Mar 2021, 13:16
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Come on guys, I’ve been on this damned saddle for 3 minutes, I think my eggs are done.
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Old 16th Mar 2021, 13:17
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It’s a bike Boris, not a rodeo horse.
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Old 16th Mar 2021, 13:20
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The new Briefing Centre at 10 Downing Street was something of an interesting concept...
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Old 16th Mar 2021, 13:20
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Bogie at 6 o’clock
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Old 16th Mar 2021, 13:23
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And a wave to Donald Trump, thanks for the tie.
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Old 16th Mar 2021, 15:50
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"Government debuts new portable charging appliances for electric jet"

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Old 16th Mar 2021, 16:10
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Whatever you do Boris...Don't shout "Taxi" again!!!
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Old 16th Mar 2021, 16:31
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Rishi: Chocks away!

Boris: Ice chocs? Lovely, mmmm....
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Old 16th Mar 2021, 17:04
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Mrs PM is accused of overspending on the redecoration of the flat in No10
Boris is surprised to find he has a government flat. Always wondered where that stair went...
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Old 16th Mar 2021, 17:05
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GCHQ eves drop on the Bae Pilots calling home to explain why they will be late home. " Some [email protected] 's have parked their mobility scooters in our space. "
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Old 16th Mar 2021, 18:02
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Greta joins Rishi and Boris to promote Green Energy. But she's only on a flying visit.
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Old 16th Mar 2021, 22:59
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Pm promises extra protection for lone women
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