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Old 10th Mar 2021, 23:05
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The other pilots might have crew-chiefs. I have crew-generals!
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Is this the Netflix screen?
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"What this thing?"
"The Attitude Indicator, Grorious Reader!"
"Well, it shows me you have a bad attitude! Report to firing squad immediately!"
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"Is this small screen able to get forbidden BBC broadcasts?"
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Old 11th Mar 2021, 10:12
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Yes that gauge calculates the distance to lift off leader...
But I have seen secret photos of Britisher Jaguar and it has two needles like clock.
Ahh yes, but that one requires several revolutions to get off..
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Old 11th Mar 2021, 10:13
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Yes you are correct, one press brings room service leader.
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Old 11th Mar 2021, 18:22
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OK everyone, Last Orders Please

Calling 09.00 UK Friday....
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Old 11th Mar 2021, 19:46
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As you can see glorious leader, on the screen the laser is spiking the group of soldiers in the background and you can see the LGB flying down the beam towards them.
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So if I press this the canopy will slam shut beheading the both of you...... cool.
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That is the hairbra... sorry airbrake.
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Old 11th Mar 2021, 19:57
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Yes glorious leader, as you suggested, we looked at what the fastest American dogs aircraft would do then recalibrated our Mach meters to make ours faster.
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Old 12th Mar 2021, 08:19
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The results are in and.... 622 earns the Silver medal with

General "No glorious leader, when he said it must be a faulty knob on the end of the control column....he did not mean you!"

Engineer thinks .....That is exactly what I meant!
.... However Gold goes to Traffic with

Now, when I was on rightnings.....
Expect a sanitised trophy by the end of the day...

Ps I would have offered

I'm not saying Great Leader is short, but he is sitting on wee Jimmy Krankie

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Little Fat Wun: Kiltrash may have called this round of the caption contest but it doesn't mean he's no longer in my sights!

General: Careful, Glorious Leader, Traffic may come up with an even less complimentary picture of Your Eminence and you only have limited ammunition!

LFW: Even less complimentary? How DARE you! Guards!
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Old 12th Mar 2021, 21:57
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Ask and you shall receive!


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Old 12th Mar 2021, 22:32
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Old 13th Mar 2021, 02:20
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This is what you get when you wash your shirts with H.Omo the Chinese rip off for that whiter white.
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Don’t shoot until you see the white of his shirt.
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Ahhhhhhh Shackletons.
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