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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 8th Aug 2021, 08:37
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Ooo er. You make me all weak in the knees Phil.
I can see that by your Pigeon toes!
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Old 8th Aug 2021, 08:38
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I'll be going home with a Soldier tonight!
I'll get the car...
LIKE HELL YOU WILL!
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Old 8th Aug 2021, 11:26
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She smiled knowing. she wore the Pants in the House!
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Old 8th Aug 2021, 11:44
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DofE: Where did these bees come from, anyway?

HMTQ: Didn't you notice the hive on your head?
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Old 8th Aug 2021, 12:07
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Phil. ....What's that whirring noise?
Betty...That's my sex aid
Phil...Oh that's good, thought the motor on my Busby fan was on the way out...
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Old 8th Aug 2021, 12:11
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Having travelled 30000 light years to Earth from the planet Remulak, the leader finds it quite easy to mingle into the British Royal Family...
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Old 8th Aug 2021, 12:14
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Look Phil, for the last time come to the Royal Bedchamber, and this time bring the drinks cabinet on your head..
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Old 8th Aug 2021, 12:17
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Later Anton offered to be Betty's partner for the new series of Strictly Come Dancing. " No one really has 2 left feet " he explained
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Old 8th Aug 2021, 14:12
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Better out than in I say, your Majesty.
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Old 8th Aug 2021, 15:33
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Old 8th Aug 2021, 15:36
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Haven't I see you somewhere before?

That's funny, I was just thinking the same thing!
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Old 8th Aug 2021, 17:14
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I say wife, why have you no medals?
Well i can't give them to myself....and I'm not trusting Charles with a sword...
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Old 8th Aug 2021, 19:34
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Reporting to dust the headboard ma’am
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Old 8th Aug 2021, 19:43
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She giggled to herself quietly remembering her promise to have him stuffed like Trigger!
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Old 8th Aug 2021, 20:27
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I though "Oh God!" when you said you thought might have offended some people. But Cherrie and Tony Blair...! Brilliant!
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Old 8th Aug 2021, 20:49
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Don’t worry about me Betty, I got the tailor to stick four Ferrero Rocher to each cuff in case I get peckish.
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Old 8th Aug 2021, 21:06
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Yes Philip, you might have all the uniform and medals, but remember I still outrank you... so drop and give me 10...NOW...
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Old 9th Aug 2021, 06:28
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DofE ...So how's your day been? Opened anything interesting?
Lillibet. ...Yes just overseen the remodelling for the ' Duke of Sussex " chamber at the Tower of London...
teach them to name their daughter after me without asking first...
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When I asked you for KFC, I was expecting a zinger burger, not colonel sanders.
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Old 9th Aug 2021, 07:35
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Ah, this is a caption of Married with Children 2021
Peggy to Marcy: Wait till he finds out what I put in his hat
Al to Steve: Wait till she finds out what I put in her purse
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