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But it has not made past Yeovilton yet. From there it is all cans and strings to just beyond Okehampton. Then it is cleft sticks and runners as far as Truro.
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Bloody SatNav, this isn’t Germany, where the firk have we invaded?
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I’ll be glad when we get a set of legs for him, then we’ll have the full Monty.
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Sir we’re coming up to a checkpoint they want to know if we have any sausages to declare before entering the EU.
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Ok pull ‘im over, no headlight blackouts, doesn’t ‘e realise there is a war on?
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“I say translator chappie, what are they shouting?”
”you’re driving on the wrong side of the bloody road, Sir”….
”you’re driving on the wrong side of the bloody road, Sir”….
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“Why are they shouting De Gaulle?”
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As a Field Marshal shouldn’t I have a Patto… errr Baton
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No wonder we nearly lost the desert war if you think this is Tobruk.
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Where's the ticker tape? I always wanted a ticker tape parade...
Don't you know there is a war on?
Don't you know there is a war on?
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Captured on film. The tragic moment just before Monty put his thumb to his nose & wiggled his fingers and Operation Market Garden failed.
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These people have all come to see me and applaud my famous victories in several theatres of war? I am indeed honoured!
Nah, they think you're Robert Baden-Powell and want your monika on their copy of "Scouting for Boys"...
Scouting for boys? It was all just lies spread by that rotter Patton...
Nah, they think you're Robert Baden-Powell and want your monika on their copy of "Scouting for Boys"...
Scouting for boys? It was all just lies spread by that rotter Patton...
