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Old 14th May 2021, 07:20
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Using her big eyes tries to pull her Prince by pretending to be a actress Pilot...
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Old 14th May 2021, 07:23
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No this is Bruce Dickensons record collection. But puts me in the mood.
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Old 14th May 2021, 07:31
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Having starred in " Catch me if you can " Di Caprio does not feel typecast ...
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Old 14th May 2021, 09:41
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Well done all, going to call this early as I will not be here later today,

Some fantastic entries as always, but there can only be one best of breed...and this time it's Nutloose with:

They don't let me fly anymore, last time they asked me to take the stick, I did and ran off down the cabin with it.

Well done sir, heres the CST.....now fetch!
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Old 14th May 2021, 10:12
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Thank you, I shall promptly dig a hole in the flower bed and bury it..

Onwards and upwards, try this one.







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Old 14th May 2021, 10:16
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I would give it 5 minutes before you go back in there chaps....
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Old 14th May 2021, 11:13
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What-what eh Watson-Watt
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Old 14th May 2021, 11:15
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Now all we have to do is invent the missiles and Biggin will be safe
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Instead of Chain Home all Jerry would see would look like a Trig Point.
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Old 14th May 2021, 11:18
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Sky TV Engineers set up the first home Satelite Dish . Works great but the signal drops out every 15 Seconds
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We put a 15 Watt bulb here and voila a lighthouse ..
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Old 14th May 2021, 11:22
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Is it the Green and Yellow wire that's the Earth?

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Old 14th May 2021, 11:26
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"......and now all we have to do is fit it into the nose of the Tornado F2"!
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"How do you know if the wire's live or not"?
"Touch it with your tongue".
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Old 14th May 2021, 11:28
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Hey, we could stick this on top of a Shacklebomber, and use it for AEW.
What about the drag?
I'm sure the radar could overcome it.
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Old 14th May 2021, 11:29
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"Inverse Cassegrain electronic scanning arial?"

"No mate - we cut it from the side of an old Ford Transit".
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Old 14th May 2021, 11:45
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Cook for 6 minutes and stir halfway through.
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Well that's our end ready. Now as soon as NASA get their rover on Mars, we'll be able to receive the signal.
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Old 14th May 2021, 11:54
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The prototype mobile phone looked good, but needed a Leyland truck and a ferkin' long extension cord.
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Okay: Here's the plan. First, we wait for a leprechaun to come use the facilities. When he's inside doing his business, we turn on the radar. Then, when the enemy fires an ARM, we accuse them of targeting the little people.
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