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Old 20th Jun 2021, 14:17
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Hamish, how long have we been sat here waiting for voting?

Dunno, Duncan, but I was clean shaven when we started!
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Old 20th Jun 2021, 14:56
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Table service at Wee Jock's Tavern and Haggis Emporium was notoriously slow. It was 1853 when the lads arrived and now it's 2021 and they still haven't had their order taken...
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Old 20th Jun 2021, 15:34
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Ah dinnae ken whit aw this LGBTQ+ stuff is, but thir's naebody call'd Gordon in this regiment.
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Old 20th Jun 2021, 16:09
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Undated photo, likely taken prior to advent of rumor that Florence liked men with beards.
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Old 20th Jun 2021, 19:17
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The McTrump clan experiments with weird hair styles.
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Old 21st Jun 2021, 06:56
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Owing to the Scot rail Strike, Kiltrash and friends got back on the overnight sleeper a bit late
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Old 21st Jun 2021, 06:58
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Well if Prince Harry can dress up as a Nazi's dont see the issue said Mr John Smith of Croydon
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Old 21st Jun 2021, 06:59
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One reason that Scotsmen don't catch Covid is the Virus is sh!t scared to approach.
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Old 21st Jun 2021, 07:02
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After the Tartan Army left London it was discovered the Guards at Buckingham Palace had defected
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Old 21st Jun 2021, 07:07
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No stone left unturned with the English FA desperate to find Harry Kane

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Old 21st Jun 2021, 07:14
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" They may take our lives but they'll never take our FREEDOM "

was never sung with more less gusto
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Old 21st Jun 2021, 07:17
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Bloody London, ma kilt will never dry oot...
well it was ma own fault, falling into thr fountains wi a bottle of Fairy Liguid in ma sporran...
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Old 21st Jun 2021, 07:18
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Shouting at 4th Soldier just out of sight:

"Nae Donald, I have nae seen your Troosers!"
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Old 21st Jun 2021, 07:39
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"D'ye know Rabbie Burns, Dougal"?

"Nae, but I heard that Joan of Arc does".


(Never ask for your stake well done).
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At the Highland games...it was a tough job picking the carnival queen....but the eventually the 1st, 2nd and 3rd choices were made!
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Old 21st Jun 2021, 08:38
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....and in further news from the Highland Games: the Gold, Silver and Bronze medals for the Caber were all won by the Tossers from the Duke of Albany's Regiment.
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Old 21st Jun 2021, 11:32
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Remember, what goes on tour stays on tour...
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Old 21st Jun 2021, 11:33
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Wee Nicola recruits troops to man the border at Berwick post Independence
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Realising in the small print troops on active service are exempt from Covid restrictions when returning to England, A visit to the Fancy Dress shop was called for.
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This Duke of Edinburgh Gold Award scheme gets trialed at Gordonstown.
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