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Soooo Mr Bond, soon you will be Nutloose and your fame will spread.
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Kiltrash had yet to be convinced of what the effect of too much Zummerzet zider would feel like...
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And with fast fibre light technology, ve can stream all past 007 films Mr Bond.
Auric Goldfinger picks up where Darth Vader left off....
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It appears ve have been laser designated Mr Bond.
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Yes mr Bond, but this red light area vil give you more than zer clap.
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Modern medicine, Mr. Bond. We no longer use a hot needle, it's all done by laser now.
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You won’t get anything out of me, I’m Scottish don’t you know.
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A red hot shaft up between my legs, I’m Royal Navy, I’m used to it, the only thing missing is the barrel.
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Of course I'm not going to kill you - we haven't got to the Pussy Galore joke yet. However, she does, what is the phrase?, bat for the other side and therefore...
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I should warn you before you cut into me, I had a curry last night.
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You don't scare me coldfinger, as an anally retentive jock, I will absorb your laser beam.
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Is that you Indy - what in hell has happened to you, my boy?
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This may leave you a little saw ...
