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Old 10th May 2021, 07:02
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After last night's storm, there's a man over there looking for his garden parasol
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Old 10th May 2021, 07:04
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Looks like that wizened old man is looking for a phone box to ' Phone Home '
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Old 10th May 2021, 07:10
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Amazon trial Drone deliveries to Mr Johnson with his Viagra tablets. Think I have proved that is something I don't need.
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Old 10th May 2021, 07:45
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"Hello Mallory? Yes, it's Bader. Would you mind clearing something up for me. You did say Big Ring didn't you?....uh huh....uh huh...okay, thanks...Oh, no reason."......Bugger.
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Old 10th May 2021, 09:09
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Well, the air force did ask for a chrome dome, didn't they. This fulfills the specs.
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Old 10th May 2021, 09:24
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Carrier....flat- top.....think something lost in translation
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Old 10th May 2021, 09:25
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This new Improbability drive is well.....improbable
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Old 10th May 2021, 09:28
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Well certainly takes ' Blue Sky Thinking ' to a whole new level
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Old 10th May 2021, 09:30
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We’ll be following the Great Circle route.....
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Old 10th May 2021, 09:54
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Dr Evil (on the right): You think Orson Welles and his war of the worlds broadcast caused mass hysteria? That was nothing. Wait till we get this thing flying around, we'll get centuries of UFO sightings and abduction stories.
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Old 10th May 2021, 10:48
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First plans for Airlander. ' Your gonna need a bigger bag... '
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Wright bros...' we were meant to be planning a Penny Farthing '. Big wheel on the top? I think not
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Old 10th May 2021, 11:38
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How to confuse electrical design engineers?...

"OK, so where do we put the wing tip lights!"
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Old 10th May 2021, 12:11
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Pizza Huts new air delivery service!
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Old 10th May 2021, 12:14
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Scotty and Bones dissapointed with the first USS Enterprise
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Old 10th May 2021, 12:16
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Investor 1: What do you see?
Investor 2: Pie in the sky.
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Old 10th May 2021, 12:25
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The Royal Mail and its novel pizza drone for remote islands.
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Old 10th May 2021, 12:55
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I think its a polite way of telling you that you have been black balled from the RAF club old chap.
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Old 10th May 2021, 12:58
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Irish engineers note how helicopters with more blades appear to be able to lift heavier loads so go for the ultimate rotor disc design.
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"The Governor must not find out, but since he passed a law stating that pi = 3, the state academy predicted a total eclipse of the sun today, so we have to simulate one."

[Wikipedia: In 1897, an amateur mathematician attempted to persuade the Indiana legislature to pass the Indiana Pi Bill, which described a method to square the circle and contained text that implied various incorrect values for π, including 3.2. The bill is notorious as an attempt to establish a value of scientific constant by legislative fiat. The bill was passed by the Indiana House of Representatives, but rejected by the Senate, meaning it did not become a law.]
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