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Old 22nd Jun 2023, 03:32
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Drop yer flaps or it’s going to be a hard landing
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Over target , bomb bays open , release the bowels
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You might have to burn your undergarments after this ride
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The Red Arrows showed they were truly inclusive when Blue5 was seen to be selected purely on sewing ability, and not on sex, creed or colour.
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SOE: The Early Years.
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Old 22nd Jun 2023, 05:43
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At the Mach Loop the spotters got more than they expected and made the climb worth while....
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Old 22nd Jun 2023, 05:47
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Madam Fifi La Bonk is flown into occupied France ready to blend in with the locals ....and corrupt General Von Klinkerhoffman
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Not bad as naughty postcards go, but it might need a little more sauce.
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Old 22nd Jun 2023, 06:23
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Sue realises she ...
​​​​​Won a recent round of PPRuNE Cap Comp and wishes she had not been otherwise engaged
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French Aviators early attempt to win the Daily Mail prize for the first cross Channel flight attracted the Asylum Seekers attention even then..
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Old 22nd Jun 2023, 10:14
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Ah, your latest whacky invention Heath Robinson, what does it achieve exactly?

No idea old sport, waiting for a brain wave to strike...
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Old 22nd Jun 2023, 10:34
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Nice try, Hoskins. But I said we were looking for Sue Vêtements.
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Betty always hated the Swing Shift…
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Having been paired with Glenn " Hoskins " Curtis, Betty was taking no risks...
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Old 22nd Jun 2023, 12:56
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The Parks keeper later reported her to the council for using the under 11's swing.
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Ryanair deadhead a spare Flight Attendant. However there was no free seat in the cabin.
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Hoskins... wouldn't it be simpler to paint a picture of your girlfriend on the side of the fuselage?

And thus a tradition was born...
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Hoskins was forced to admit he might have been a bit low when flying over the playground!
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Hoskin's proud boast of being able to pick up a lady's handkerchief with his wingtip went slightly awry at the Heston Garden Party...
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I'm going to sue whoever sized these vêtements.
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