Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > Aircrew Forums > Military Aviation
Reload this Page >

Caption Competition Mk III

Military Aviation A forum for the professionals who fly military hardware. Also for the backroom boys and girls who support the flying and maintain the equipment, and without whom nothing would ever leave the ground. All armies, navies and air forces of the world equally welcome here.

Caption Competition Mk III

Old 6th Jun 2023, 00:00
  #20201 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: QLD - where drivers are yet to realise that the left lane goes to their destination too.
Posts: 3,292
Received 164 Likes on 67 Posts
For superb tasting beef, dry-hanging can never start soon enough.
Traffic_Is_Er_Was is offline  
Old 6th Jun 2023, 02:33
  #20202 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
Posts: 974
Received 15 Likes on 10 Posts
The Popeil Bessie Copter uses pure methane as fuel.

- Ed
cavuman1 is offline  
Old 6th Jun 2023, 03:19
  #20203 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Japan
Posts: 1,856
Received 112 Likes on 65 Posts
Testing Day for the new heavy lift, high impact sports bra.
jolihokistix is offline  
Old 6th Jun 2023, 05:38
  #20204 (permalink)  
Gnome de PPRuNe
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
Posts: 12,398
Received 175 Likes on 108 Posts
They are literally on a low flying exercise....
treadigraph is online now  
Old 6th Jun 2023, 06:34
  #20205 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jun 2022
Location: At altitude surviving on bleed air.
Posts: 911
Received 31 Likes on 14 Posts
Newsflash
Pilot picks up horny fat cow named Goddess. Sources believe that he's flying her to pastures new.
Confusious is offline  
Old 6th Jun 2023, 10:37
  #20206 (permalink)  
622
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Hants
Age: 55
Posts: 1,534
Received 14 Likes on 11 Posts
I've heard of pulled pork ....but never winched beef!
622 is offline  
Old 6th Jun 2023, 10:48
  #20207 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 31,924
Received 2,345 Likes on 976 Posts
We intend to dangle it over the mexican border as a piñata then after a couple of whacks release it amongst them.
NutLoose is offline  
Old 6th Jun 2023, 11:26
  #20208 (permalink)  
Gnome de PPRuNe
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
Posts: 12,398
Received 175 Likes on 108 Posts
After reading of the Philippino fishing boat (apocryphally) sunk by a cow, the Ukrainians hit on an idea to deal with more Russian Navy vessels... "we need a bigger drone though..."
treadigraph is online now  
Old 6th Jun 2023, 12:54
  #20209 (permalink)  

Evertonian
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: #3117# Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Posts: 12,402
Received 80 Likes on 47 Posts
Pilot noted that the slung load was a little Jerky...
Buster Hyman is offline  
Old 6th Jun 2023, 13:48
  #20210 (permalink)  
fdr
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: 3rd Rock, #29B
Posts: 2,931
Received 833 Likes on 247 Posts
unable to decide whether to hoof it or airlift, a compromise was arrived at, avoiding the horns of the dilemma.
fdr is offline  
Old 6th Jun 2023, 14:56
  #20211 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
Posts: 974
Received 15 Likes on 10 Posts
This pilot has a real beef with the Base Commander.

- Ed
cavuman1 is offline  
Old 6th Jun 2023, 17:31
  #20212 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Virginia
Posts: 1,998
Received 27 Likes on 21 Posts
Thank goodness Kiltrash put me on CapComp.
Otherwise he’d be milking me dry.
Chu Chu is offline  
Old 6th Jun 2023, 17:39
  #20213 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Apr 2020
Location: Hampshire
Posts: 1,203
Received 122 Likes on 78 Posts
Just another milk run.
SLXOwft is offline  
Old 6th Jun 2023, 19:56
  #20214 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 79
Posts: 7,753
Received 127 Likes on 56 Posts
I’m cowed into submission by the quality of the inputs this time!
MPN11 is offline  
Old 6th Jun 2023, 21:24
  #20215 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,832
Likes: 0
Received 29 Likes on 25 Posts
Keep the puns comming and I will put you out of your misery...humanly... Last orders judging about 3 pm UK tomorrow..
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 6th Jun 2023, 22:03
  #20216 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Somewhere flat
Age: 68
Posts: 5,493
Likes: 0
Received 38 Likes on 25 Posts
A new version of conkers...
Wensleydale is offline  
Old 6th Jun 2023, 22:04
  #20217 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Somewhere flat
Age: 68
Posts: 5,493
Likes: 0
Received 38 Likes on 25 Posts
The Boss said that this job was a load of bullocks.
Wensleydale is offline  
Old 6th Jun 2023, 22:21
  #20218 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Apr 2020
Location: Hampshire
Posts: 1,203
Received 122 Likes on 78 Posts
I said it was as stupid heifair tasking order
SLXOwft is offline  
Old 6th Jun 2023, 22:22
  #20219 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Great South East, tired and retired
Posts: 4,313
Likes: 0
Received 151 Likes on 68 Posts
"OK, roll the cameras, we've got the cat and the fiddle and the laughing dog, cue the cow onto the backdrop of the moon, and hey diddle diddle, we've got a mooovie!"
Ascend Charlie is online now  
Old 6th Jun 2023, 23:26
  #20220 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Virginia
Posts: 1,998
Received 27 Likes on 21 Posts
Well, I told that farmer a thing or two. And I never make empty threats.

Hoskins, you do know that isn't a donkey, right?
Chu Chu is offline  

Thread Tools
Search this Thread

Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.