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Old 4th Jun 2023, 11:47
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Having taken off from RAF Leuchars on QRA ...
THe Pilot was surprised just how fast the fuel ran out.
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Wished he hadn't taken a short cut across the 10th just as Rory had a shank .
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Old 4th Jun 2023, 11:50
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When the newly installed HAL9000 computer realised it was Hoskins piloting, it descided it's safety was more important than the life of just one person..
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Old 4th Jun 2023, 11:53
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Having runover to the crash site to see what he could do for the Pilot ...was most surprised to find all these ladies undergarments in his luggage.
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Old 4th Jun 2023, 12:18
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... I'm sticking to Mosquitos in future..
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Old 4th Jun 2023, 12:19
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'E better keep off moi larnd.
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Old 4th Jun 2023, 12:53
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There’s final approaches and there’s final approaches..
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Old 4th Jun 2023, 14:43
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Last moments of the AI experiment captured as the Artificial Intelligence ejected the pilot & dived into the field with a final message of "Sod this for a lark!"
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The Boffins were pleased ... the ground sensor on the pitot tube linked to the ejector seat worked as intended.
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Old 4th Jun 2023, 15:08
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Right son demand a refund, and that's the last time we're hiring crop dusters.
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Old 4th Jun 2023, 16:05
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Fed up with dropping Piano's onto Morris Marinas, Clarkson descided to use his Gate Guardian and old farm machinery instead..
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Old 4th Jun 2023, 16:07
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Sir Isaac's findings on Gravity is tested to see if it is still valid
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Old 4th Jun 2023, 16:10
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Jamie and Adam revisit their Gravity Myth....much to Busters annoyance..
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Old 4th Jun 2023, 16:12
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His wife told their visitors that Barry would be dropping in soon.
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Old 4th Jun 2023, 19:17
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Don't worry it's only a Drone, and that's Action man
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Old 4th Jun 2023, 19:20
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The Farmer ran over to see if he could help the pilot... and offered to pickup his parachute.... Have you seen the price of silk stockings on the black market...
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Old 4th Jun 2023, 19:23
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Don't worry laddie, it's Kiltrash bailing out again after finding out that none of his captions have been awarded with the coveted CST.
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Old 4th Jun 2023, 19:30
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How to plant a helmet in a hat field...

(Groan...)
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Old 4th Jun 2023, 20:51
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Think that Utubers are taking the desire for ' Likes ' to a whole new level.
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Old 4th Jun 2023, 22:28
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I knew outsourcing the MCAS to Boeing was a bad idea.
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Old 5th Jun 2023, 00:21
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Lightning strikes at 12PM, GMT... last orders.
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