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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 7th Jun 2023, 18:41
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I tried to resist but it has to be a certain retiree...

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Old 7th Jun 2023, 19:04
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Yes Sir, we call it Johnny 6.... No 5 had a crush on Ms Sheedy and blew a fuse
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Old 7th Jun 2023, 19:08
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Speak softly, and carry a big stick...
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Old 7th Jun 2023, 19:10
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Yes Minister, it detects speed cameras and saves you having to claim the speeding fines on expenses
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Old 7th Jun 2023, 19:11
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I am not sure why but it does speak...with a Chinese accent.
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Old 7th Jun 2023, 19:14
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...and this detects Paparazzi and La@ers them your Highness
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Old 7th Jun 2023, 19:25
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If Johnny 5 is alive it needs input
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Old 7th Jun 2023, 19:54
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Ah Mr Wigston, I presume.....what are you doing here, you were sacked a couple of days ago...Johnny, please show him the door.



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Old 7th Jun 2023, 20:58
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...and this checks just how white your pilot recruits are.
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Old 7th Jun 2023, 22:44
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Yes, yes, it’s a wonderful piece of kit, but let’s just talk about your Comb-over for a moment…
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Old 7th Jun 2023, 22:45
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“So, even as you’re watching your Beef being delivered by air, this baby has already started cooking it!!!”
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Old 7th Jun 2023, 23:10
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"No, there isn't an "Undo" button, and we are sorry that it burnt your hair off, sir..."
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Old 8th Jun 2023, 02:14
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"Half a million dollars, and yet I get a better photo on my iPhone. Good to see defence procurement hasn't changed."
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Old 8th Jun 2023, 03:09
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"No, sorry sir, they only come in camo or navy blue."
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Old 8th Jun 2023, 04:22
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Yes Sir, we’re very close to a working version of Wall-E…
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Old 8th Jun 2023, 05:10
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"Yes, indeed, haha, you may well ask what gender pronoun the thing prefers. Your committee has actually been working hard on that for some months now, sir, and nearly half of them like 'ze'."

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Old 8th Jun 2023, 05:43
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Slim waist, big boobs and eyes. See AI can even take over in the Model Catwalk. No job is safe.
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Old 8th Jun 2023, 05:47
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Yes Minister, may I introduce you to something our farmers knocked up from downed Russian hardware....only trouble it it want a bit haywire and fired it's missle at a dam....we may want to keep that quiet..
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Old 8th Jun 2023, 05:50
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May I introduce you to your surgeon for your vasectomy.....you'll be glad to know it has cold hands.
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Old 8th Jun 2023, 07:39
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Why thank you sir! Just what we need! Errr... what is it?
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