Far more effective than the wire brush and detol ma’am for getting those malingering around the sick bay back to the regiment . If the drums don’t get them moving to the beat , then the big scarey stick creates the required bowel movements to clear the malaise ma’am . The NHS should take note and save a fortune on pharmaceuticals . Nobody pulling a fake sickie round here if they are still in the ward after we parade through they are truly sick or dead in bed .