Caption Competition Mk II

[DirtyProp]

Goodness, many thanks PW!

Alright boys, do your worst.






If it's been used already, I declare open house.

[treadigraph]

Right, everybody keep their eyes peeled for FOD...

[Ascend Charlie]

"You can see my hi-viz vest from 200 metres, but you'd need to taxi up to 5 feet to see that low-viz d1ck!"

[c52]

Did no-one tell you you're supposed to wear clothes as well as PPE?

[622]

Hoskins, when I said “marshal in the buff”...I meant taxi in the B52!

[NutLoose]

There's a catch here, it must be 22.

[Kiltrash]

Man in front " Golf course is open"

[c52]

And as the Taiwanese President's jet comes to a halt, we'll have to wait and see if the Chinese government accepts that the pointed insults we are making are a sufficient sign that we back them over Taiwan.

[Kiltrash]

Madam 'Big Bertha' has been trying to blow start jet engines again

[Kiltrash]

In the rush to get to work, Hoskins thought he had forgotten a couple of things, One was his table Tennis bats, now what was the other?

[Kiltrash]

At Mildenhall the Marshaller brings in a visiting Stealth Fighter from Lakenheath

[c52]

Although he'd accidentally stood too close behind a departing jet, Hoskins bravely carries on till the end of shift.

[treadigraph]

Privates on Parade II; the Air Force's response to the Navy making Top Gun II...

[Kiltrash]

Penny rushes the trophy across the tarmac to Dirty Props work place, ignoring Nutty / Buster trying to attract his attention

[c52]

Officers in all capacities must be aware of and prevent collective madness in the Armed Forces: here the airman on the left is ripping his clothes off without enquiring of the other airman why he isn't wearing any.

[Buster Hyman]

You'd be surprised to find out who the Lady Gaga fans are...

[Buster Hyman]

Nutty discovers that there's one little thing that Duct Tape doesn't fix...

[Penny Washers]

Originally Posted by Kiltrash

Penny rushes the trophy across the tarmac to Dirty Props work place, ignoring Nutty / Buster trying to attract his attention

But I thought the engine covers were in place, not realising that they were Buster's Y-fronts.

[Buster Hyman]

Hank was happy with his outfit when the pilots told him their TCAS went off!

[c52]

Man on the right ensures everyone else stays at least 2m away from him.