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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 20th May 2020, 09:46
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Goodness, many thanks PW!

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If it's been used already, I declare open house.
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Old 20th May 2020, 09:49
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Right, everybody keep their eyes peeled for FOD...
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Old 20th May 2020, 10:19
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"You can see my hi-viz vest from 200 metres, but you'd need to taxi up to 5 feet to see that low-viz d1ck!"
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Old 20th May 2020, 11:37
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Did no-one tell you you're supposed to wear clothes as well as PPE?
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Old 20th May 2020, 11:41
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Hoskins, when I said “marshal in the buff”...I meant taxi in the B52!
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Old 20th May 2020, 12:21
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There's a catch here, it must be 22.
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Old 20th May 2020, 13:15
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Man in front " Golf course is open"
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Old 20th May 2020, 13:20
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And as the Taiwanese President's jet comes to a halt, we'll have to wait and see if the Chinese government accepts that the pointed insults we are making are a sufficient sign that we back them over Taiwan.
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Old 20th May 2020, 13:20
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Madam 'Big Bertha' has been trying to blow start jet engines again
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Old 20th May 2020, 13:23
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In the rush to get to work, Hoskins thought he had forgotten a couple of things, One was his table Tennis bats, now what was the other?
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Old 20th May 2020, 13:28
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At Mildenhall the Marshaller brings in a visiting Stealth Fighter from Lakenheath
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Old 20th May 2020, 13:31
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Although he'd accidentally stood too close behind a departing jet, Hoskins bravely carries on till the end of shift.
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Old 20th May 2020, 13:32
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Privates on Parade II; the Air Force's response to the Navy making Top Gun II...
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Old 20th May 2020, 13:33
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Penny rushes the trophy across the tarmac to Dirty Props work place, ignoring Nutty / Buster trying to attract his attention
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Old 20th May 2020, 13:36
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Officers in all capacities must be aware of and prevent collective madness in the Armed Forces: here the airman on the left is ripping his clothes off without enquiring of the other airman why he isn't wearing any.
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Old 20th May 2020, 13:54
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You'd be surprised to find out who the Lady Gaga fans are...
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Old 20th May 2020, 13:55
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Nutty discovers that there's one little thing that Duct Tape doesn't fix...
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Old 20th May 2020, 14:08
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash View Post
Penny rushes the trophy across the tarmac to Dirty Props work place, ignoring Nutty / Buster trying to attract his attention
But I thought the engine covers were in place, not realising that they were Buster's Y-fronts.
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Old 20th May 2020, 15:08
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Hank was happy with his outfit when the pilots told him their TCAS went off!
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Old 20th May 2020, 15:28
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Man on the right ensures everyone else stays at least 2m away from him.
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