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Old 24th Mar 2020, 10:28
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Prince Philip suddenly realises that self isolating with Betty to Sandringham with only 120 staff, means the odd item will get missed.
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You do realise we waiting for Wensleydale with a new caption now. Just saying .........
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Old 24th Mar 2020, 11:24
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Nutty

You do realise we waiting for Wensleydale with a new caption now. Just saying .........
Wensleydale? Stiff cheese.
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Old 24th Mar 2020, 12:07
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Caption waiting for picture
Now now children, is this the 5 minute argument or the full half hour?
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Old 24th Mar 2020, 12:13
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I'm not!! I Cannot get an aircraft engine into the lounge.
You see, maybe the BAe146 / Avro RJs weren't such a silly idea after all !
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Old 24th Mar 2020, 12:55
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Will judge tomorrow morning as we need lots of these with short runs now we under house arrest.

My home made Curry prevents such a thing.

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Old 24th Mar 2020, 13:48
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Originally Posted by racedo
Nutty

You do realise we waiting for Wensleydale with a new caption now. Just saying .........

Hmmmm...

After Prince Philip's little mishap last year, the anticipated order for the reduction in rolls has been actioned.
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Old 24th Mar 2020, 14:30
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Hmmmm...

After Prince Philip's little mishap last year, the anticipated order for the reduction in rolls has been actioned.
Come in Wensleydale, you are the winner and new caption is awaited.
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Old 24th Mar 2020, 14:47
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I do realise he is the winner, but one thought one should carry on for a while and keep you amused as he is a bit slow in realising he won...

According to Marks and Spencer's latest Email to me regarding food storage, hard cheese can be kept well in the freezer, perhaps he just needs a good thawing.......
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Old 24th Mar 2020, 14:49
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"The government's policy is complete and flawless - just like this piece of, as I was saying, the government's policy is complete and flawless."
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Old 24th Mar 2020, 15:44
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I do realise he is the winner, but one thought one should carry on for a while and keep you amused as he is a bit slow in realising he won...

According to Marks and Spencer's latest Email to me regarding food storage, hard cheese can be kept well in the freezer, perhaps he just needs a good thawing.......
Carry on then sir
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Old 24th Mar 2020, 15:49
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Is Cheese being rationed yet?

https://www.cheese.com/wensleydale/

Wensleydale is produced mainly from pasteurised cow's milk with sheep's milk added to enhance the flavour. Wensleydale Creamery in the town of Hawes
Maybe that's the delay, to much Hawes... ahem,..
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Old 24th Mar 2020, 19:15
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Steady on chaps...only a few hours away from the confuser........

Anyway, lets try with this - keep it clean!!


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I know its February 29th Mavis, but please let me get changed first
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Old 24th Mar 2020, 19:19
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Crotch straps are a bit tight, sir, here let me adjust you
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Old 24th Mar 2020, 19:21
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I know you don't want an unplanned pregnancy Mavis, but are you sure this is a Condom?
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Old 24th Mar 2020, 19:23
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She will be surprised to find a Luftwaffe uniform ...
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Old 24th Mar 2020, 19:59
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If you pull that I'll chute...
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"all this lot because of a teensy-weensie virus?"
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Were you watching Airplane last night?
Yes I was, why?
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The manual inflation valve?... (for the Mae West silly)
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