Caption Competition Mk II

[racedo]

I know pilot claimed he was a fast hot shot rider in the air force but I assummed he flew jets.

[racedo]

Has to be from that Airline company in Seattle.
How do you know ?
Well he keeps hitting the trampoline and I keep hearing the boeing, boeing noise when it happens.

[racedo]

It is a bit different from early days, lots of the horsecraft were pulled by Stallions, United used Fillys, so landing was ok but ages to get to terminal as Stallions chased the Fillys around.

[racedo]

Where is the oversized pilots watch going to be hung ?

[Kiltrash]

HMtQ reduces costs for the Trooping of the Colour by getting the whole family in a one HP State Coach

[Kiltrash]

Red Bull gives you wiings. . ( other caffeine energy drinks are available)

[Kiltrash]

Having spent the night at Liverpool Airport the Manchester United team bus found out it had been Zapped by the appreciative Scousers

[racedo]

FAA reports higlighted reason for crash "Passengers ate power thrusting mechanism with a light Chianti".

[Kiltrash]

Due to Covid19 Stag and Hen do's are banned from flying to help stop spreading the virus. Ryanair see a gap in the market, flying stretched Limos

[Kiltrash]

"Whistlers Mother?" That's a strange name for a horse

[Kiltrash]

Hoskins gets the sack, again, this time from a photo processing laboratory when he mixes up the customers prints

[Kiltrash]

My Little Pony sounds more attractive to small children now if could only merge it with Thomas the Tank Engine we would have a sure fire Christmas winner

[Kiltrash]

Now I know this has been photoshopped, I mean it is impossible to fly, there is no tailplane. Ah says Boeing the tail is on the horse

[Ascend Charlie]

"Who is that pilot?"
"Not sure, but from this angle, he seems to be a bit of a horse's @ss."

[Wensleydale]

"Two wings on my wagon.. and I'm still rolling along..."

[treadigraph]

Off we go into the Wild West yonder...

[Ascend Charlie]

"Geez, what happened then?? One second we are in our DeLorean, doing 88mph, and then WHOOSH! We are back in 1883!"

[Kiltrash]

Well Paint Your Wagon ....

[Kiltrash]

Quick form a circle.. injuns to the left, injuns to the right. No injuns above us so fly horsey fly

[Kiltrash]

We're gonna need a bigger (horse) fly swatter