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Old 13th Apr 2020, 13:21
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Having done a shift with NHS Volunteering I am pleased to report no side effects
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The Met Police get dressed up as The Green Goblin to fight crime. The criminals all die laughing
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Nutty decides not to play and takes his ball home. after all with Buster as the Judge, Jury and executioner he has NO chance.
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The Incredible Hulk has to ask passers bye to use the manual inflation valve to manually inflate his manly body.....OK they say once we stop laughing
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"You want to know if you've passed the Initiative Test, son? Well, tell me the problem you were trying to solve, and we'll decide."

"Please sir, the problem was how to pass the Initiative Test."
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I'm greener than Greta

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Ok, as the end is in sight





Last orders please....... scoring on the morrow
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(Song)… She's a Yankee Doodle Dandy....
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When she farts the thong acts like a Harmonica.... I'll name that tune in 3 notes.
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"12 pints, 10 shots, Vindaloo, 3 Cobras and walking home alone never felt so good" said Hoskins while calling for Ralph at 7am, 8am, 9am,
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The Officers laid a Honey Trap, and it was (sorry) Busters hands all over the ass once they dusted it for prints
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Miss Piggy kissed Kermit expecting him to turn into a prince, but instead...
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Old 14th Apr 2020, 03:27
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The Officers laid a Honey Trap, and it was (sorry) Busters hands all over the ass once they dusted it for prints
No shame in that. The 'ass' is always greener on the other side....
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Nutty publishes one of his lovely photographs of a nice fit green bird in all its crowning glory, however no one could be sure if it was male of female
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Snotty Watson's life sized bogeys were useful as gate guardians to frighten off the natives at night.
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Hoskins' interpretation of "Air on a G String" was somewhat different from what J.S. Bach intended.
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Anticipating another fireman's' strike, the MOD brings the Green Goddesses out of retirement again.
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The Welsh Guards bring out a new charity record with Tom Jones..."The Green, Green, Ass of Home".
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Ok the winner is


Originally Posted by Hydromet
When the RSM said "Put that girl down, you don't know where she's been!", this time he was serious.
Runner up is

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Originally Posted by c52
"I'm setting up a new coffee shop chain in competition with Hooters - it's going to be called Bog-Snorkellers."

over to you Hydromet
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Old 14th Apr 2020, 22:27
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Thank you Nutty, I guess the others are green with envy. I'll try to find something inappropriate to post.
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